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majorleag

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  1. Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?That's not the one I sent, my other one deserves to win. It's golden.She's my girlfriend dude, stop undressing her with your eyes.You love us underessing her with our eyes!If and I say if she is your real as opposed to your imaginary girlfriend, you are one lucky man indeed!Me thinks she is not though and you just cut her out of Glamour magazine!Okay I need to go back to the whole undressing thing!She got voted off of Survivor last night. Those dykes got rid of her instead of some old ugly fat ass chick. Stupid gay guys, if they were strai
  2. "Gobble Gobble. Cluck cluck""Kathy' date=' shut the f[i'][/i]uck up!!!"Yeah she?' date=' is one scary looking woman![/quote']I went easy on her, I usually make cow references when talking about her.Please, I enjoy a good steak.You are giving cow's a bad name and image, and that, I don't appreciate!!
  3. Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?That's not the one I sent, my other one deserves to win. It's golden.She's my girlfriend dude, stop undressing her with your eyes.You love us underessing her with our eyes!If and I say if she is your real as opposed to your imaginary girlfriend, you are one lucky man indeed!Me thinks she is not though and you just cut her out of Glamour magazine!Okay I need to go back to the whole undressing thing!
  4. ROFLMAO!!DNA waaaay too much time on your hands, my man!Very nice though!
  5. Uhhh no, your not!But I love the avatar, who is she?
  6. "Gobble Gobble. Cluck cluck""Kathy, shut the fuck up!!!"Yeah she?, is one scary looking woman!
  7. Come on that was some funny shit last year!!They all looked like they were going to go all Kung Fu on each other.Either that or one of them was going to pull a Chris "Jesus" Ferguson with a playing card and decapitate one of the offending players.That would rock, believe me, believe me You're just lucky. I mean...you..catch...cards...now.You catch, lucky card, I do a Jesus on you, Hi Yahh!King of Diamonds flys across the room decapitating 3 women at the same time, but the card bounces off of Kathy Liebert's Turkey Gullet!
  8. I am playing the $500 +50 NL event tomorrow for sure, anyone else plan to make the trek to Atlantic City to play in this event tomorrow?I believe you start with $3k in chips which doesn't give you as much room to maneuver, especially with Ante's kicking in at the 3rd level, but should be fun nonetheless.
  9. If you had put Ron and Royal with a virgin you would be up to about 12 pages by now.Man what a complete dumb Motherfucker you are!Geeze get it right.Oh yeah and Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D-Day is the best character in Animal House!
  10. Come on that was some funny shit last year!!They all looked like they were going to go all Kung Fu on each other.Either that or one of them was going to pull a Chris "Jesus" Ferguson with a playing card and decapitate one of the offending players.
  11. Thanks for the info. Great description, you will be very easy to spot!I am between 2 foot 3 and 7 foot 9, etc. etc. blah blah.You cannot use a Visa, I took care the money situation so it won't be an issue.Yes I was almost certain you would need a Taj card which I had at one point, but who the hell knows where that is since it has been eons since I have been at the Taj.I am going to try and call today to see if they can reactivate it and have it ready for me tonight. If not I will deal with it when I get there.I will be there no later than 8:00 pm tonight.Good luck.
  12. And it smells like moldy vaginal secretions.Well I am glad that I am still full from lunch, cause I don't think I can eat dinner now, thanks!Wait I think I threw up a little in my mouth!
  13. so right, I don't have the time or the stomach to develop this image to a bunch of new people. I don't even post on any other forums. I'm monogamist.I miss you busting out early in the Neg O JayWeb.This is how sad my life has become, I actually registered and posted on one of those romance novel sites to see if I could find out Smasharoo's secret identity and I think one of the responses must have been from him, since it is completely wrong!Other then that romance board thing, it is pretty much all FCP, baby!
  14. So far so good, post is alive, alive I tell you.Oh yeah Poker.So say you have 2 cards, any 2 cards and someone bets, etc. etc. etc. What do you do?Okay Happy almost B-Day to Miss Idaho and anyone else having a B-day within say the next year or so!! *Gasp* That's me! Thank you so much! You don't know how much i appreciate this!I can hear a chorus of "Can you feel the love" coming on any second.Nice to see the mods have not yet moved this!I was busy making my AC plans for tomorrow and am pleasantly surprised to see it's still here.Well time to get ready for my daughter's parent/teacher whatsit.
  15. Really very cool.I am going for sure tomorrow afternoon, so hopefully I can have some good luck!I plan to play the event on Saturday.Does anyone know if you can use a Visa to register for the Tourney? My bank is in PA and I work in NJ, so I won't be able to withdraw from the ATM enough to buy in plus play ring games.I don't want to have to drive back to PA to the bank, so if I can use a Visa for the tournament entry that would work just great.I know in CA when I played the tournaments you could use the Visa to buy in.Otherwise I may just have to make a damn drive during the day tomorrow back
  16. Royal,I sent in my money, but I want a refund.The Tin Foil hat is defective.I am still hearing those voices!
  17. So far so good, post is alive, alive I tell you.Oh yeah Poker.So say you have 2 cards, any 2 cards and someone bets, etc. etc. etc. What do you do?Okay Happy almost B-Day to Miss Idaho and anyone else having a B-day within say the next year or so!!
  18. That's gold, Jerry gold!!!No soup for you!!
  19. Oh yeah sorry, it is a Poker forum.Okay so say I have King, King and then we find out that it is almost Miss Idaho's Birthday, what do we do.Wish her a HAPPY (keep your thread alive as long as possible) almost Birthday, that's what we do!!!Oh yeah and raise, or fold cause we are sure the other guy has Aces, or has 2's and will flop a 2, or call, or some such crap.
  20. Oh yeah!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY Miss IdahoThere she has her thread back again, dammit. It's her almost Birthday!!!
  21. You will be cracked because you slow played them.:)RaySlow played, hmmf!I bet the minimum, what cha' talkin' bout' Willis!!
  22. Hey I put Poker in the subject line!!Okay say I have 2 Aces, blah, blah, blah.
  23. Especially if there is some FYP involved.Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, a Nod is as good as Wink to a blind man! :twisted:
  24. Hey everybody it's almost Miss Idaho's birthday!!!!I just wanted to give her, her thread back and let's see how long it takes the mods to move this to Off-Topic.Happy Birthday Miss Idaho!!!!
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