Wolf Blitzer

CNN is reporting this race is too-close-call, though poll numbers show Hanguk doing well with Asian women, while Suited is doing inordinately well among underage girls.

Up next on The Situation Room...Should citizens that don't know the difference between homophones be allowed to vote in elections? Our pundits say 'no'.

With 0.4% of precincts reporting, CNN is calling this race in favor of Suited_Up. SuitedAces is expected to make a concession speech at any moment. We'll go live to his campaign headquarters in Chrozzo's basement at that time.