The Opulent Gentleman

I like to have good ole fashioned fun - root beer floats, mini putt (9 holes only), committing arson on safe heroin injection sites, pancakes on sunday mornings before church, pretending to be a robot, nine counts of vehicular homicide. What about you?

Can somebody let me know when the fun starts thx

It's weird how Kurt Cobain just sort of disappeared.

Bold move, sticking Stairway to Heaven at number 1. Not many people have even heard of that one. I think it was a secret track on their "Collection of B-sides" album, that sold under 1,000 copies.

Sorry friend, but this is a theology forum now.

Yes! Or probably at least. I mean, sometimes it's hard to know for sure about anything really. EPISTEMOLOGISTS, those vaunted men and women who have trekked to the edge of the Universe and back and have seen both the sacred and profane in it's purified form will no doubt tell you stories that will shake you to the core. But if your question is regarding 3 card poker specifically, you need not look further than your own heart.

Chrozzo, is that.... you?

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Wanda Sykes... still not dead.

oh hi domino6 I am one of the most, if not the most, opulent gentlemen on this forum. My icq name is OPULENTGENTLEMAN696969 if you want to chat full disclosure: there's a chance I can't die, even though I want to

It's been my experience that apps and phones and communication in general are very good things for communities, whether the community be small, large, or even medium size. Technology is something that I think is good and the use of technology for communities is in my opinion a thing which can be both good and bad (or regular) for communities, but even still, apps in my opinion are where technology is possibly heading, and I don't just mean iOS apps, I also mean Android apps, and also other apps in all possible worlds. I don't suggest making an app for a hypothetical community in a hypothetical

Dammmmmmnnnn You put the SUPER in SUPERJon

It has been over an hour, and still no response from JimmyWellington. I am getting concerned.

I'm in big blind, dealt AQ off. 6 handed I guess. Cut off raises his youngest child. I already have too many damn kids, I don't want or need another. I think he'll throw in a bbq if I reraise though, and I have 3 fresh trout that I need to cook before they go rancid. Before I do it though, existential dread or something like it overtakes me, and I begin to hear voices, ostensibly demons from the VOID, but more likely it's the aftermath of years of rampant drug abuse. I call the clock on myself. Friends tell me there is no clock, it's just a fun home game, but not even that, we've been playing

FINALLY A DECENT ANSWER. Thanks Hudsonmarc88, welcome to the forum. It is a good forum. We talk about essays all the time, you'll fit right in.

Life Coach? More like COCKROACH!

It's weird that Macaulay Caulkin is still alive

I know this isn't exactly a poker tournament, but it's the next closest thing to it. There is a Guacamole Fest happening in La Jolla on January 9. If you're wondering what a Guacamole Fest is, then feel free to direct message me for more information. But basically, it's ten people getting together tasting their identical recipes for guacamole. At the end the loser is killed.

Dear Sir, it was quite difficult to read your post, so I took the liberty of rewriting it. I hope you do not mind! We here at FCP are an educated bunch, and so respond far more positively to coherent sentence structure and graceful dialogue. ------------- Hello friends! I just finished viewing the 2016 Main Event of Texas Hold'em Poker. I would like to announce that I was not offended, nay, was in support of the way Kassouf was acting. At the very most I will grant you that he perhaps crossed the line once, maybe twice, but for sure not thrice. The real story here, in my most humbles

Opulence is not a gift, it is a learned behavior. Keeping that in mind is the first step toward a life of radiant, shimmering opulence. Many have settled for a life of opaque opulence, but I stand proud knowing I have not settled. Am I the most opulent gentleman? No, I can't say I am. But I am among the most opulent, and sometimes you just have to sit back and bask in one's opulence and say "Hey now, opulence is real nice. Real nice indeed."

Similar to you, I have decided that I'm not going to attend the 9th annual gala at my local golf and country club in a fortnight hence. Darcy Montague IV is going to be some upset, but as I told him not three weeks ago, "A gala, no matter the size, only serves as a way to stroke our own egos as we dutifully seek to be molested by one another. But the molestation rarely happens, and so then I ask; where then do we stand? And why?" To be opulent is more than just a duty, it's an honor as well. But more than that, it's a duty. A duty to serve your fellow man with your opulent ways, your opu