The Opulent Gentleman

Essay, doing what he do, and I'm ok with it I expected more adventures from Napa in the new city. Maybe a trip to Prince's place, or whatever else there is up there. Enjoyed the lake story. Let's keep it rolling. Get busy while gettin busy I have nothing for the rest of you. I'm a lethargic fellow these days. I can't create the urge to workout after work. I'm always tired, or content on being lazy. It's not good. I don't even try to play golf a lot, because it's hot and takes a long time. I like my house, I like my stuff and I like my dogs. I'm a simple man. I like a lollipop in m

"Imminent" Heat Death of Universe has my office abuzz.

I would prefer less from you.

The Sick Thread: Posts Per Year 2006: 85,831 (scaled to a full year value) 2007: 48,641 2008: 26,803 2009: 21,987 2010: 16,006 2011: 9,207 2012: 14,979 2013: 24,934 2014: 14,236 2015: 12,165 2016: 4,621 2017: 2,391 (projected)

The Yawning Abyss of Sadness should I waste my time updating my myspace page just for the hopes that some of you would wanna be friends?

Then I Realized Then I realized that nobody here even wanted me here Remembering Napa's collage of posts wondering where I was when I was in the hospital one thing that jumped out at me was some comment about being too dumb or whatever to even care or notice I was being Jeepstered for the longest time Brvy claims to be the godly one but was probably the biggest ass to me of anyone until recently Napa goes from being a dick to not a dick constantly then theres Thera and hank.... Cobalt seems cool and SA, while I wanted to believ

Before you're welcomed into the thread, you have to tell a story about a time that you "accidentally" killed three or more people with your car.

I don't think you want to go to war with me. The only one who can stand up to a bully like you is a bully like you, and I'm probably you.

A countably infinite number of demerits for all of you for not understanding what this thread is. The only reason I'm assigning a countably infinite, and not uncountable, is because your original poetry is really good. It's just not welcome here.

An Accidental Flinch Okay but here's what I don't get On your head you have a solid surface It doesn't move it doesn't change shape Not so much the case with your scrotal sac One accidental flinch and you have 18 3/4 blades of pure titanium scraping across skin that is paper thin and without a real permanent shape Scaaaaaaaaary

My Only Option Well I like round tables cause I hate trying to deal from one end of a hold em table to another And, yeah the folding legs are the main downfall but I can't find any tables like this without folding legs so it seems like my only option

This is the dumbest thing I've ever done. Bob. Please Delete.

So I told my boss I had to stay home because I was having some plummers come and fix my apartment. I would have said I was sick, but I exausted that excuse last month. Anyway, long story short, I'm being useless from home today. Come celebrate my laziness in with me! I'll be watching tv in my underwear. Right now I'm watching this infomercial for the Magic Bullet. Anybody else seen this thing? It's amazing! Edit: I think I should let you all know that I'm not wearing a shirt or pants today. Just putting

I don't know, Kerland33. But I'm wondering if you have any ideas on this? Perhaps after a bit of research, you or a friend will find some technique to quit smoking and you can tell us all about it?

Our forum's motto is "Come for the strategies, but stay for the girls". It's a stupid motto, because we don't have either of those two things.

This is what is known in the industry as "smart comedy"

To me, God is like a forest. Many trees, none of which is "God" per se, and take one away and nobody notices. You can make some paper out of it, make a stool, whatever, it's your tree to use how you want. And I guess that's my main point, there are a lot of uses for trees, and many trees make a forest, and this specific forest (the one I'm in right now) is a simili for God. I hope this answers your question.

After reading some of this thread, I have created a list. It is a list, from lowest to highest, of the ratio of how smart people think they are to how smart they actually are. Avg Person Doctors |------------------------ | |------------------------ | <------------------ a small chasm |------------------------ | An Avg Atheist | ------------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- | <---------------- a massive chasm (spademan is probably in here somewhere) |

*"You're's"

I did not realize this was your thread! My Deepest Apologies

Top Ten Approximate Synonyms for "Dinner" or if you can only come up with 3, don't worry friend, it's a hard list, just start coming up with sitcom title ideas 1. Supper 2. Food 3. Dinner time 4. Black People Living in the Same House as White People 5. Seinfeld 2 6. "The Tetrahedron Hypothesis" 7. Planet Mirth (this is actually a sketch comedy show) 8. Enemies (an irreverent take on Friends. Ross is the only character we could get to sign on, probably, so it's basically now a courtroom show with Ross as the judge and now the title makes no sense) 9. Seinfeld 3 10. Can I Get AIDS Fro

I would say that often this is good advice, but as the movie Sklansky spoke above makes clear, sometimes not everything is even ABOUT poker, sometimes it's about karate and kids and sometimes rap moguls. As another example makes clear, if somebody was looking for advice on whom to marry, your advice would make absolutely no sense. Do you see what I'm saying?

Hey guys remember redpill? His blog doesn't exist anymore, but here's a blog about his blog, with some great quotes. I wonder when he gets out of jail for probably murdering his mother. http://haleyspokerbl...april-2006.html

Listen OP, Sklansky is a well known satan worshipper in this forum, and with satan worshipping comes an irrational fear of apples. So do your best to ignore the well written but largely nonsense post above, and find a dozen apples (at least) and don't forget the wheat also and then eat those two things in any order you like and I think you might experience GOD himself or at the very least a close substitute.

The stats make it clear, you need to eat more wheat and apples