TommyGavin81

There. You're my hero.

Rob Deer is the first and only I thought of when I saw this. Great mustache, classic all or nothing. He either struck out, walked or hit a HR in the highest percentage of plate appearances in major league history. The Three True Outcomes:Homerun-where we wield our almighty stickStrikeout-where we refuse to compromiseWalk-to balance the universeI'm paraphrasing since the Rob Deer fan club page is no longer available

HISo its 5 AM and we're doing our 17th 911 call of the shift and 4th in a back-to-back-to-back-back. Haven't slept yet and I'm obviously crabby. The call is for abdominal pain. HAHA. I hate abdominal pain calls. Whiny bitches. We get to the house in the heart of the ghetto. She obviously lives on the 2nd floor. The living room is decorated wonderfully with 4 dirty twin mattresses on the floor and 5 kids sleeping on them. And that is it. No lights, no TV no nothing. The kitchen has empty liquor bottles positioned as trophies. NO food notes anywhere. I didn't peek in the fridge but I can guarant

Hi there JoeyJoJo! Yes in my brief posting spree last summer you were on one of your many hiatuses, hiatusii? I don't know the plural version. But I was a large fan of you in my lurking days. I have many PM's of people telling me they know who I really am which was weird until I figured out they thought I was you which was an enormous boost for my sad ego.So I got a hand job the other night from my girl. I have always hated them. I remember reading TB's Valentines story many moons ago that ended in the disappointment of a hand job. She must take classes or something because somehow she managed

Yeah plus the powerful feeling you have over her from planting your seed inside her

This right here. Women love attention. Sounds like that's what she gets from you. You gotta make a real move and put the pressure on her. Otherwise you'll get stuck in this pseudo-relationship til she finds someone who excites her.

I just fake the second one. Makes everything easier. Women don't understand the difficulties we have. It usually shuts her up and puts her to sleep. Oh and condoms? That's just silly talk!

Aaaand, its a very confusing double negative on top of it!

Ouch (not you). You win round 1 Jonathan.

Thats one of those shows that I've probably watched 5 times in my life but I laughed EVERY TIME I WATCHED IT.I'm sorry for your loss. In these times we can only turn to the things that bring us joy. Friends, family, hostess cupcakes. Whatever gets us through. I'm retarded.

Your welcome!My most aggravating call. I had done ride along time 2 hours away the day before. I woke up at 4AM and did 17 hours of time for free. Drove back 2 haours and got home a little after 2AM. Woke up at 530 to go to work. Ran calls pretty much all day without a break. Finally laid down a little after midnight to hopefully sleep through the night because I had class in the morning for 8 hours that i had to go straight from work to. At 3 AM we get a call. The guy says he has a headache and he's had it for 6 days now. I ask what made it worse that he called 911. He said its not worse I'm

Hi John. I know you. Oh yes I know you. And I love Field of Dreams.

I am woefully behind on Curb Your Enthusiasm so the comparisons will have to wait till I catch up on that show.My favorite story so far. We got called to a crack house apartment building for back pain. We get there and the police are already there. They're shouting to someone through a window. He's screaming that he cant get out of his room. The police are laughing their asses off. The police in this zone care about nothing as long as no ones killing anyone. We go to the apartment door because the police didn't know he had called 911. We get to the door and knock and he says the door wont open

All Jews are born with AIDS so no big surprise there. But you, YOU I missed. Don't think I've changed I still hate women. I'm just forced to live with one now.

I finished school! Officially a paramedic now. It was a long year. I've been working the last 6 months as an EMT in Milwaukee as I finished school. My services zone is the ghetto area of the city. Boy do I hate BLACK PEOPLE now! 911 abuse is so gross. On the plus side MANY PLUS-SIZE African American women tell me I'm cute. My chest is nothing like it was imagine what they'll think when I get back into shape! I live with my girlfriend. All issues are in the past. We've been happy for almost 10 months now. The Brewers suck and that hurts me bad. Brett Favre has become a clown and I hate him. Its

I feel horrible for having to say this. I don't know what to say. With my schedule I don't get to workout much and I'm on the road alot so I eat a lot of fast food. My once immaculate CHEST is now nothing more than an average set of MANBOOBS

Woah where am I? Miss you guys. I put in 100-115 hour weeks every week between work, school, hospital time and ride along time. I may try and make a triumphant return that nobody but Sal will care about when I'm done with everything school related in the middle of June. Update: The girl and I are together and happier than ever for the last 5 months. A lot got put out on the table. Everything was figured out. Things are good. Besides the never sleeping, drinking or generally being able to have a social life because of this soul-sucking endeavor called paramedic school.

No offense taken. I'm aware I'm a faggot. My name's TommyGavin81 and I have a great CHEST.

This. Sometimes I completely agree. I got it. I cried.

Wang, our stories have many striking resemblences. Its a little creepy. All I can tell you is if you think shes worth it keep fighting. It sucks a lot of the time, it can be hard as hell but giving it an honest chance is the best option. You never know what you might wind up with.As far as my update, she told me she was in love with me the other morning. Then a few hours later she told me she wanted to fall out of love with me because its too hard to be in love with two people. At this point I was fucking losing my mind and told her to take a few days away from me to really think about where I

Happy Thanksgiving my online people I post with on a poker forum. I truly love the holiday season. Im such a faggot when it comes to Christmas and Thanksgiving. Gonna go eat my body weight. Unfortunately I won't be able to match it with drinking my body weight in beer tonight as I have to work at 10. But we all must make some sacrifices.

CHEST

You rang?Been a long time I guess. I catch up when I can but don't have time to get all involved with you guys. School has been crazy as shit. Been sticking tubes down kids and adults throats for the last few weeks. Sounds awesome I know. But unfortunately they're just mannequins. We have this horrible fucking instructor for our respiratory class. He's like Mr. Rodgers except about 5'3" and 300 pounds. Total closet fag. I sleep about 2 hours a day during class. The first day he had us all draw pictures of different airway structures with crayons on huge pieces of paper and we all hung them up

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