GetSprung

Well played. It's also against the rules to hit balls into oncoming traffic but that didn't stop Kurt...twice.

What?

I forget who owns a used car lot on here but I figured I'd post it in this thread. Would anyone with an auction pass be willing to help me get a decent deal? The particular car I'm buying is always retardedly jacked up on price even though I know they'd be making like 6-8k on the car.

How did the cameras miss my 240 yard drive on 18? Seriously...I went from hitting -15 yards to 240. What the eff.

How dare you turn down my couch. I have a full leather sectional couch goddamnit. It even has holders for your cigars. Now I have to go return it. Thanks a lot.Great video Doug. Thank you for not capturing my awful golf swing in that montage. Nice to meet the new FCPers who made it this year.

I'm quite upset you didn't take me up on the couch offer. Instead Seth took a nap on it. Poor decision.

Goooo Mark!!

The douchebag to hot chick ratio was out of control. I felt like some giant meathead was going to pick a fight with me just standing around outside the poker room. Not my crowd.

Congrats on the tournaments. Do us proud!

Lol, I beat you. First out ftw! Honestly, you need to shut the Fuck up. No one asked you to comment. Glad I rubbed off on you at dinner. Now didn't that feel better?

Course? Anyone want to race tomorrow? I feel like that might be more fun.

Not sure. Should we ask people tomorrow at golf?

I'll trade a cigar for a couch. Then if you like it you can buy my house and have it blown up for your amusement. That is how you operate correct?

Sadly the dealers and floor staff are trained to take this rule quite literally that if someone even takes out their phone we have to immediately kill the hand. I tried to enforce this rule only in the most obvious cases and not in significant pots. Such a terrible rule.

Why are you still posting here? You're like a less informative more ignorant Great Dane.

Lol, I got that one as well. Maybe he sent it to everyone? Are you golfing?

I plan on coming naked since that was suggested.

Are we bowling tomorrow night or not goddamnit!!11!!! Also, what is appropriate attire for golf on Sunday?

And knowing is half the battle!

I'll let you in on a little secret. A certain someone single handedly ran half of FCP out of town. No wonder it is so dead around here.

Prude.

Someone please set up bowling on Saturday night. I'll meet everyone at like 11 at Goldcoast. I will most likely be naked. Thanks for listening.

I'll make sure you put it back on. And then work it off. Then I'll make sure you put it on and off again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

YES YES YES!!! I work until 11 but my office is like....1.5 blocks from Gold Coast. That'd be a great start to the debauchery that is the golf outing/poker tournament.

Anyone can PM me if they need my number for meetups and such. Should be a good WSOP summer. Weeee.