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Hellmuth Vs Simmons


Hellmuth vs Simmons  

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  1. 1. Phil Hellmuth and Gene Simmons have to fight to the death for the last crass marketing opportunity on the planet. Who wins?

    • Phil - have you seen my line of psychological DVDs?
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    • Gene - I'll bury that loser in a Kiss Coffin!
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Gene Simmons would kick Phil in the nuts with those platform boots & use his intestines as guitar string!!!!
You mean he could stomp on Phil's nuts with his platform boots, with the boot sponsor logo facing the camera, and sell his intestines as guitar strings with COAs, as not to interfere with the deal he has with the string company he already plays with.
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You mean he could stomp on Phil's nuts with his platform boots, with the boot sponsor logo facing the camera, and sell his intestines as guitar strings with COAs, as not to interfere with the deal he has with the string company he already plays with.
You sir, sound WAY too much like a corporate attorney!!!
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