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**** YOU LEE JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!blinds 50/100, CO raises to 200, I call in BB with KQflop is KQx with 2 diamonds, I check, CO bets 100, I push like 1800. CO calls with 5d6d and spikes his ****ing flush!kefhdodsgklhzdg;ier'[pfuoibngv/zhc;b;oidzlzbpivhe oiglhvnilc.dilhnoilvfnhovhdbfd**** YOU LEE JONES!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

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my lawyer is on his way over to your place. you're infringing on my trademark slogan.by lawyer i mean my trained ninja attack gerbils. you don't stand a chance.
Haha. I like that. Btw we need more people like you out here qyayqi, really awesome dude.jcashx36x
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this made me feel betterPokerStars Game #8679230994: Tournament #44185564, $10.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/01 - 00:39:43 (ET)Table '44185564 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: KevinJA8 (1480 in chips) Seat 2: tkmeise (1520 in chips) tkmeise: posts small blind 10KevinJA8: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Jc As]tkmeise: calls 10KevinJA8: raises 60 to 80tkmeise: calls 60*** FLOP *** [5s Ts 6s]KevinJA8: bets 100tkmeise: calls 100*** TURN *** [5s Ts 6s] [6h]KevinJA8: checks tkmeise: bets 140KevinJA8: raises 1160 to 1300 and is all-intkmeise: calls 1160*** RIVER *** [5s Ts 6s 6h] [9h]*** SHOW DOWN ***KevinJA8: shows [Jc As] (a pair of Sixes)tkmeise: shows [Js Kh] (a pair of Sixes - lower kicker)KevinJA8 collected 2960 from potKevinJA8 said, "lol"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2960 | Rake 0 Board [5s Ts 6s 6h 9h]Seat 1: KevinJA8 (big blind) showed [Jc As] and won (2960) with a pair of SixesSeat 2: tkmeise (button) (small blind) showed [Js Kh] and lost with a pair of Sixes

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this made me feel betterPokerStars Game #8679230994: Tournament #44185564, $10.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/01 - 00:39:43 (ET)Table '44185564 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: KevinJA8 (1480 in chips) Seat 2: tkmeise (1520 in chips) tkmeise: posts small blind 10KevinJA8: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8 [Jc As]tkmeise: calls 10KevinJA8: raises 60 to 80tkmeise: calls 60*** FLOP *** [5s Ts 6s]KevinJA8: bets 100tkmeise: calls 100*** TURN *** [5s Ts 6s] [6h]KevinJA8: checks tkmeise: bets 140KevinJA8: raises 1160 to 1300 and is all-intkmeise: calls 1160*** RIVER *** [5s Ts 6s 6h] [9h]*** SHOW DOWN ***KevinJA8: shows [Jc As] (a pair of Sixes)tkmeise: shows [Js Kh] (a pair of Sixes - lower kicker)KevinJA8 collected 2960 from potKevinJA8 said, "lol"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2960 | Rake 0 Board [5s Ts 6s 6h 9h]Seat 1: KevinJA8 (big blind) showed [Jc As] and won (2960) with a pair of SixesSeat 2: tkmeise (button) (small blind) showed [Js Kh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
What in the world does this guy think he can beat? Nice play ed!
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11kishAK, KK, QQ, all holding up conesuctive hands.. guess I'm not card dead anymore...go bull, lets heads up this
I'll take those cards. I've had to work for my chips. :club:
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All is well with this beauty before break..PokerStars Game #8679699667: Tournament #43983989, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/03/01 - 01:21:24 (ET)Table '43983989 39' 6-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: testos69 (2880 in chips) Seat 2: <-he smells (5315 in chips) Seat 3: bassjada23 (13348 in chips) Seat 4: uragumball (23794 in chips) Seat 5: $pineDoc (8797 in chips) Seat 6: XTedForrestX (4592 in chips) testos69: posts the ante 25<-he smells: posts the ante 25bassjada23: posts the ante 25uragumball: posts the ante 25$pineDoc: posts the ante 25XTedForrestX: posts the ante 25<-he smells: posts small blind 200bassjada23: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to <-he smells [Kh Ah]uragumball: raises 800 to 1200$pineDoc: folds XTedForrestX: folds testos69: folds <-he smells: raises 1600 to 2800bassjada23: folds uragumball: calls 1600*** FLOP *** [8c 3s 6h]<-he smells: bets 2490 and is all-inuragumball: calls 2490testos69 is disconnected *** TURN *** [8c 3s 6h] [Tc]*** RIVER *** [8c 3s 6h Tc] [Ks]*** SHOW DOWN ***<-he smells: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Kings)uragumball: shows [Qs As] (high card Ace)<-he smells collected 11130 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11130 | Rake 0 Board [8c 3s 6h Tc Ks]Seat 1: testos69 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: <-he smells (small blind) showed [Kh Ah] and won (11130) with a pair of KingsSeat 3: bassjada23 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: uragumball showed [Qs As] and lost with high card AceSeat 5: $pineDoc folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: XTedForrestX folded before Flop (didn't bet)WHich puts me at 11k and average again....with ya on the roller coaster between 6k and 11.... gl doubling up bull

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I am such a luckbox...PokerStars Game #8679951547: Tournament #43983989, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/03/01 - 01:47:43 (ET)Table '43983989 39' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: testos69 (16660 in chips) Seat 2: <-he smells (6530 in chips) Seat 3: bassjada23 (16457 in chips) Seat 4: uragumball (20029 in chips) Seat 5: trevorj2us (6481 in chips) Seat 6: Gaza99554 (14569 in chips) testos69: posts the ante 50<-he smells: posts the ante 50bassjada23: posts the ante 50uragumball: posts the ante 50trevorj2us: posts the ante 50Gaza99554: posts the ante 50testos69: posts small blind 400<-he smells: posts big blind 800*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to <-he smells [Jc Js]bassjada23: folds uragumball: folds trevorj2us: folds Gaza99554: folds testos69: raises 1600 to 2400<-he smells: raises 4080 to 6480 and is all-intestos69: calls 4080*** FLOP *** [Th 5d As]<-he smells said, "yikes"*** TURN *** [Th 5d As] [Jh]*** RIVER *** [Th 5d As Jh] [3h]*** SHOW DOWN ***testos69: shows [Qd Qc] (a pair of Queens)<-he smells: shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)<-he smells collected 13260 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 13260 | Rake 0 Board [Th 5d As Jh 3h]Seat 1: testos69 (small blind) showed [Qd Qc] and lost with a pair of QueensSeat 2: <-he smells (big blind) showed [Jc Js] and won (13260) with three of a kind, JacksSeat 3: bassjada23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: uragumball folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: trevorj2us folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Gaza99554 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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