Flack_attack 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Discuss. Link to post Share on other sites
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digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Discuss.No./thread Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 No./threadI don't follow.. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 tts Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 ttsSorry I don't frequent General much. Could you clarify? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I think the point everyone is trying to make is that your attempt to start a thread is absurd."Seven is better than 12. Discuss." (???)Here are a few robot jokes (by robots, for robots!) to make this thread more entertaining.A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?You don't."Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?""It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."Knock knock.Who's there?A robot.Oh, ****. What's a robot's favorite cereal?Rob-os.(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face. Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven was a robot.Enjoy.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Sorry I don't frequent General much. Could you clarify?prolly This ThreadSucks... Link to post Share on other sites
Flack_attack 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 I think the point everyone is trying to make is that your attempt to start a thread is absurd."Seven is better than 12. Discuss." (???)Here are a few robot jokes (by robots, for robots!) to make this thread more entertaining.A robot walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?You don't."Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?""It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."Knock knock.Who's there?A robot.Oh, ****. What's a robot's favorite cereal?Rob-os.(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face. Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven was a robot.Enjoy.WangAh, thank you. I guess I was trying to start a nature vs. nature debate but I gather that the Religion forum probably would have been better; apologies. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I like gloves. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven was a robot.WangHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SilentSnow 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?You don't.Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face. WangIf I laughed does that make me an evil robot? I sometimes wonder if I am, but so far nothing has turned up in the X-rays. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 None of these are mine. I stole them from a list @ www.mcsweeneys.net . It's one of my favorite things in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ah, thank you. I guess I was trying to start a nature vs. nature debate but I gather that the Religion forum probably would have been better; apologies.Well, often most discussion starters begin with an idea, or an opinion that can either be supported or refuted.The beginning to this topic lent neither an idea nor an opinion, leading the discussion open to whomever first submits a reply. Unfortunately for this thread, none of the first few replies supplied informed or well-thought opinions on the subject at hand. This left the discussion in an unstructured state, making it a free-for-all of a mishmash of topics.I could've just said yeah... Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Well, often most discussion starters begin with an idea, or an opinion that can either be supported or refuted.The beginning to this topic lent neither an idea nor an opinion, leading the discussion open to whomever first submits a reply. Unfortunately for this thread, none of the first few replies supplied informed or well-thought opinions on the subject at hand. This left the discussion in an unstructured state, making it a free-for-all of a mishmash of topics.I could've just said yeah...Yeah... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Enjoy.WangOne of my all time favorite SNL skits. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I think the point everyone is trying to make is that your attempt to start a thread is absurd."Seven is better than 12. Discuss." (???)Why was six afraid of seven?Because seven was a robot.But what if six was nine? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 But what if six was nine?You just blew my mind. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 None of these are mine. I stole them from a list @ www.mcsweeneys.net . It's one of my favorite things in the world.Looks like McSweeney (or should I say McPhoney) replaced "Chuck Norris" with "robot" in all of these.... he's definitely getting roundhouse kicked in the face if he hasn't already Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 You just blew my mind. I got my own world to live through, and I ain't going to copy you. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentSnow 1 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 But what if six was nine?then youd have one of the best songs ever. Link to post Share on other sites
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