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Submit this to mcsweeneys. Too good not to get published. Give me an email address and a name, and I'll do it on your behalf.(shrug)I'll make something up in 24 hours if you don't.
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Submit this to mcsweeneys. Too good not to get published. Give me an email address and a name, and I'll do it on your behalf.(shrug)I'll make something up in 24 hours if you don't.
[Edit] I know it's late when I just posted my email address on a message board where most people hate me.
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I think I blacked out last night and actually submitted that list to McSweeneys.I made a new email address (CarlDutch1@hotmail.com) and decided your name was Carl Dutch (???).I also retitled the list, but I'm not sure how. I think I put something about rural Georgia in there...Anyway, goodluck. I submitted a few lists of my own, according to my hotmail outbox.The first list implied my brother hates me because I am gay (???), and the second that I'm a racist. The third list was "pornography in my collection, if the producers had been philosophy majors." Titles included Shaved Kants, Foucault My Ass, Bi-Epicurious Bitches, Wittgenstein's Misstress Is A Filthy Slut, and Schroedinger's Pussy, as well as even LESS funny entries.New rule: No drinking, Derek

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I think I blacked out last night and actually submitted that list to McSweeneys.I made a new email address (CarlDutch1@hotmail.com) and decided your name was Carl Dutch (???).I also retitled the list, but I'm not sure how. I think I put something about rural Georgia in there...Anyway, goodluck. I submitted a few lists of my own, according to my hotmail outbox.The first list implied my brother hates me because I am gay (???), and the second that I'm a racist. The third list was "pornography in my collection, if the producers had been philosophy majors." Titles included Shaved Kants, Foucault My Ass, Bi-Epicurious Bitches, Wittgenstein's Misstress Is A Filthy Slut, and Schroedinger's Pussy, as well as even LESS funny entries.New rule: No drinking, Derek
Nice. I was just reading some of your blog posts to my older brother. He was amused.
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