Ruben Studdard 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 With grammar like that, you are not the American Idol, homey. You, sir, are America's joke.Police this cracker jack. These words bring me millions and the babes, so you keep telling me what's wrong with my words while I keep raking in the dough, you burrito eating lowlife. You know who you remind me of? My moronic ex. Figure that one out smart guy.Aww Baby What If(What if, What If, What If)Yeah, Yeah, Girl(What If, What If, What If)Spend the day at the spa(Anything you want)Different day different car(Anything you want)Max out my card if you wanna,whatever girl it ain't no problem, nooo.Take a trip on a yacht(Anywhere you want)Leave them bags we gonna shop(Anywhere you want)Girl you know I'll do whatever it takes,you know I love you like I used to love cake.Would you be cool if things changed?If I didn't roll the Benz,and you didn't push the range.I know what we got it's gon last, babe! Link to post Share on other sites
Grammar Police 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Police this cracker jack. These words bring me millions and the babes, so you keep telling me what's wrong with my words while I keep raking in the dough, you burrito eating lowlife. You know who you remind me of? My moronic ex. Figure that one out smart guy.Aww Baby What If(What if, What If, What If)Yeah, Yeah, Girl(What If, What If, What If)Spend the day at the spa(Anything you want)Different day different car(Anything you want)Max out my card if you wanna,whatever girl it ain't no problem, nooo.Take a trip on a yacht(Anywhere you want)Leave them bags we gonna shop(Anywhere you want)Girl you know I'll do whatever it takes,you know I love you like I used to love cake.Would you be cool if things changed?If I didn't roll the Benz,and you didn't push the range.I know what we got it's gon last, babe!I'm not even going to correct you this time. I'm just going to club you like Rodney King. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Ruben ate part of the forum. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Ruben ate part of the forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 It may be what happened to Jerry. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 It may be what happened to Jerry. holy shit, you're on to something... Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 If anyone sees Clay, tell him I'm gonna cut him.How long would it take to cook a Clay Aiken? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 How long would it take to cook a Clay Aiken?five minutes in a george foreman grill Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 POTD, it should be obvious why.Back in my day, we wouldn't have allowed negros to star in hit televison show. This world came to an end when sammy davis juinor appeared on sullivan. Now we have "humor" where the "star" of the "skit " is a crack head. Har Har Har.Give Me George Burns, Milton Berle. Now that's good television. Go listen to some hip hop and steal an SUV, you punks. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Back in my day, we wouldn't have allowed negros to star in hit televison show. This world came to an end when sammy davis juinor appeared on sullivan. Now we have "humor" where the "star" of the "skit " is a crack head. Har Har Har.Give Me George Burns, Milton Berle. Now that's good television. Go listen to some hip hop and steal an SUV, you punks.what happens when a joke accoutn gets banned? that'd be pretty amusing...btw.. all the AI joke accounts are just popping up becase theyre all mad that Kelly pwns them all. ZING! Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 what happens when a joke accoutn gets banned? that'd be pretty amusing...btw.. all the AI joke accounts are just popping up becase theyre all mad that Kelly pwns them all. ZING!My account is a joke account. I am actually Doyle Brunson. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 My account is a joke account. I am actually Doyle Brunson.thats a relief.. i thought you were a lot older sha bam! Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 My account is a joke account. I am actually Doyle Brunson.I don't need a joke account. I'm Mike Matusow. Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Barker 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 These kids today just don't understand good humor.. or good music!Listen, when kids start running up on stage and try to tackle you over a fucking game, then you can bitch about them. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Listen, when kids start running up on stage and try to tackle you over a fucking game, then you can bitch about them.Listen, you young punk, just because you're a black belt and was trained by Chuck Norris ( no lie, btw, check IMDB if you think I am) Doesn't mean I can't get to you.. I got the US army on My side. Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Barker 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Listen, you young punk, just because you're a black belt and was trained by Chuck Norris ( no lie, btw, check IMDB if you think I am) Doesn't mean I can't get to you.. I got the US army on My side.So? I beat the shit out of Adam Sandler. End of argument. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 So? I beat the shit out of Adam Sandler. End of argument.Doesn't anyone else think the fact that Bob Barker trained with Chuck freaking Norris is mind bendingly hilarious? Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Barker 0 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Doesn't anyone else think the fact that Bob Barker trained with Chuck freaking Norris is mind bendingly hilarious?I get more pussy than you do. Link to post Share on other sites
Ray_Babbitt 0 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Yeah. One million, seventy-eight thousand, three hundred ninety-one posts. Seventeen thousand, four hundred niney-seven members. Course that's sixty-one point six three two nine posts per member.Yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Yeah. One million, seventy-eight thousand, three hundred ninety-one posts. Seventeen thousand, four hundred niney-seven members. Course that's sixty-one point six three two nine posts per member.Yeah.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA K mart sucks.Love retard exploitation movies.. Link to post Share on other sites
hotbacon 0 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Yeah. One million, seventy-eight thousand, three hundred ninety-one posts. Seventeen thousand, four hundred niney-seven members. Course that's sixty-one point six three two nine posts per member.Yeah.Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
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