Ruben Studdard

Although this is by far the gayest thing you have ever written, it has brought even me to tears. And although I consider you nothing but my nemesis, I still must salute you. You are a worthy adversary.

Keep me out of this, cracker.

Police this cracker jack. These words bring me millions and the babes, so you keep telling me what's wrong with my words while I keep raking in the dough, you burrito eating lowlife. You know who you remind me of? My moronic ex. Figure that one out smart guy.Aww Baby What If(What if, What If, What If)Yeah, Yeah, Girl(What If, What If, What If)Spend the day at the spa(Anything you want)Different day different car(Anything you want)Max out my card if you wanna,whatever girl it ain't no problem, nooo.Take a trip on a yacht(Anywhere you want)Leave them bags we gonna shop(Anywhere you want)Girl

If anyone sees Clay, tell him I'm gonna cut him.

I'm going to cut you.