Chickensperm 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Wang, will you have my baby? Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Great story!I love how you told your buddy's mom to shut the **** up and he did nothing.Seriously, I would have stone cracked your cranium with a cinder block in your sleep if you talked that schitt to my mom.*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Wang, will you have my baby?No he will not. Back off my man, bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 No he will not. Back off my man, bitch.She'll get medieval on your ass. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She'll get medieval on your ass.Word. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Seriously, I would have stone cracked your cranium with a cinder block in your sleep if you talked that schitt to my mom.*L*T*I would have beat my own ass if I let my mother pay my rent, spend the night with me when I was sick, and try to lay down rules in my house. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 I love that you are going to make him deal drugs on the porch or in his car.I LOVE the idea of him dealing drugs from the porch. It's significantly more dangerous for everyone who lives here. (Jerry, holding half oz. above head) , "Okay, so here's all that dope, man."(DirtbagMan hands Jerry wad of bills), "Alright, then. Here's the money I owe you for the weed."Derek, from inside: "Fine, fine, fine. I'm a fucking moron, and you win." (pause)Derek: "Can I smoke cigarettes in here now??"Jerry: "....no."Derel: "Fuck!"(sigh) I would have beat my own ass if I let my mother pay my rent, spend the night with me when I was sick, and try to lay down rules in my house.TurdFerguson gets it. I have very little self-respect.... actually, I have ZERO self-respect...But if my mom paid my rent, yelled at my roommates, and and treated me like I was 11, I'd probably snip my nuts off.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm confused. Did Wang ***** out the Mom or did Derek? Or are Derek and Wang the same person? After this and Memento, my time frame is completely skewed. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm confused. Did Wang ***** out the Mom or did Derek? Or are Derek and Wang the same person? After this and Memento, my time frame is completely skewed.Derek is Wang's alter ego Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 random thought:where's Kers2? Skynyrd or Shinedown version?He still posts, just not here. Don't know why. Derek is Wang's alter egoWhere you been?your public is clamoring for you.ok, 'clamoring' is a strong word, but still... Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Cause hes not trying to make a profit hes trying to smoke for free.If you only sell weed to try and smoke for free, you are not a dealer. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I just don't picture myself "clamouring" for wang... Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 I just don't picture myself "clamouring" for wang...It's funny when people don't get shitAlso, I'm mildly offended, Merc Link to post Share on other sites
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