GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Hickory Dickory DockMy balls fell out of my jockI let them rest on some hookers chestand paddled her face with my c[o]ck Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey..along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and said"Yo bitch, what's in the bowl?"OHHHHHHH Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Title: Tammy, the unbelievable horseshoe wielding fluke player that doesn't know how to play poker but always sucks out on me at the worst possible time. Yes I know this title is drastically longer than the haiku itself.I am a luckboxNot even sure how to playAll in preflop, blind Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Pull the skin from boneGaze into the heart that beatsDoes it lie? Then raise! Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Last night with AA19 to-one on riverI muck on an ugly boardwang Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I click to the forum,what will I find?Stupid threads everywhere!AH! Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I click to the forum,what will I find?Stupid threads everywhere!AH! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Get with it 757 Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 This thread rocks my worldCreativity runs wildFrees my inner bard Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I click to the forum,what will I find?Stupid threads everywhere!AH! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Get with it 757Get with it I am told,what should i think?Seinfeld is on,Festivus Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 757643 is just wrongWang will kick your ass Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 757643 is plainly wrongWang will kick your ass Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 757643 is just wrongWang will kick your assHaiku on haikuA creative endeavorI applaud your work Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 575643 is plainly wrongWang will kick your assFixed your post againFive seven five is the keyTo a good haiku Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 There Once a young gay from KhartoumTook a lesbian up to his room.They argued all nightOver who had the rightTo do what, and with which, and to whom. Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Bah I hate christmasShopping and consumerismDie! Santa Clause Die! Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 beneath mistletoehot, moist passionate kissesplease grandma, no tongue Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 beneath mistletoehot, moist passionate kissesplease grandma, no tongue Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 How cursed it isTo have a hot grandmotherAnd never swap teeth Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Funtlemass christmasHotdangler twiddledoodleFundoddle Petru Link to post Share on other sites
SQUIRRELBONE 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Not mine, but funny one about poker tournaments giving out bracelets:Playing for jewelryThough not homosexualSeems a little gay Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Vouchers for ArgosRichard Pryor and FireflyMoney down the drain Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Bah I hate christmasShopping and consumerismDie! Santa Clause Die!Try being a JewCan skip class on Yom KippurBut Hannukah blowsOkay, so I liedI am not Jewish at allBut my Profs think so Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Only twenty threeIntrigued by older womenYum yum give me some(older = 30-40) Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Bah I hate christmasShopping and consumerismDie! Santa Clause Die!someone has a humbug up his butt Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Damn straight christmas sucksWhat's to like after you're tenUnless you're Hasbo Link to post Share on other sites
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