funny story at my expense (long but i hope worth it)

[Governator 54]

You drink straight vodka from a water bottle? How old are you?

[majorleag 0]

body parts grow when you get them stuck in conveyor belts?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not larger as in I got my dick stuck in the conveyor and now it is several inches longer.Look at your hand, see the puffy part where your thumb is? Yes I know someone will flame me and explain the medical term for the freaking puffy part.I have no idea what you call it, just above the palm.Well if I hold my right and my left hands palm up the puffy part of my left hand is slightly puffier than the right.This is where my hand stopped and couldn't/wouldn't go any further without crushing every bone in my hand, which btw, I thought it would and flattening my hand Roger Rabbit cartoon style.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

One time, when I was still riding a bicycle, I was eating a peanut butter sandwich and took too big a bite, couldn't swallow it and couldn't cough it up. I actually thought I was gonna choke to death. Closest I've been to death. And I've been robbed at gunpoint by three people.

maybe you should try to stay away from that place...gunpoint.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

One time, when I was still riding a bicycle, I was eating a peanut butter sandwich and took too big a bite, couldn't swallow it and couldn't cough it up. I actually thought I was gonna choke to death. Closest I've been to death. And I've been robbed at gunpoint by three people.

maybe you should try to stay away from that place...gunpoint.

Sorry, I can't. I get paid to be here. For some reason, people think we have money here. Being a bank and all.

[MDXS 0]

Good story, but I agree that it was built up too much. Perhaps if you spit it out the window and it scalded a passing biker it would have lived up to the hype. Since that didn't happen, I give it a 7.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Good story, but I agree that it was built up too much. Perhaps if you spit it out the window and it scalded a passing biker it would have lived up to the hype. Since that didn't happen, I give it a 7.

and then he wrecked his bike. then you pulled over and he kicked your dog off of a bridge. That woulda been funny. Maybe even in a movie.

[majorleag 0]

Good story, but I agree that it was built up too much. Perhaps if you spit it out the window and it scalded a passing biker it would have lived up to the hype. Since that didn't happen, I give it a 7.

and then he wrecked his bike. then you pulled over and he kicked your dog off of a bridge. That woulda been funny. Maybe even in a movie.

If windows rolled down quickly I would have, and that would have been fun too, but they don't so, I couldn't, so I didn't.The End!

[JBradburn6 0]

You drink straight vodka from a water bottle? How old are you?

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