iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 im hoping dublin is female....if not, im worried.....new kids on the block were NEVER cool.... Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen... and still know the turtle's names. I now own it on DVD. 17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) Guilty.23. You wanted to be a Goonie, and still do . . . Extra guilty.29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. This is partially because of my undying love for Wayne's Wolrd.55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. 56. You just sang those words to yourself. I liked "Living On A Prayer" better. 67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!!!Nope...Whooaaa...we're halfway there...WhoaaOHHH...Livin on a prayer! Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 yaaa., but usually my wingman has either A- left by that time or B- commenced pukingYou've got to get him to workon his game. heck even in those situations he can offer to a) drive ugly girl home B) ask ugly girl to help take care of his puking self.Send your wingman to http://www.pickupguide.comRay Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Let me shed some light on the ugly girl/hot chick situation. Â We often go out with our less than stellar friends because, frankly, they don't get invited out much and we would like for them to get out and have a good time and, hopefully, find a nice guy they can have fun with too.Many times, the ugly girl hasn't been in situations with guys very often and doesn't know how to relax and just be cool. Â Therefore, when she gets bored or tired of being ignored and is ready to go, we have to go. Â No matter how much we want to stay and find out what the inside of your mouth really tastes like we have an obligation to our friend first and foremost.This is why a wingman is essential. Â A good wingman should be able to occupy our friends attention until we are actually tasting the inside of your mouth.Comprehend?If I wasn't married I would suddenly be in love with Renae. It's rare that a girl understands the true value of the wingman.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
dublin 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 im hoping dublin is female....if not, im worried.....new kids on the block were NEVER Â cool....Sure...you're listening to them right now aren't you 8) Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 How about clear pepsi?OR the commercial "I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONITE" Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 crystal pepsi...my step dad actually saved an unopened can of that...he won't let me sell it on e-bay though :x Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Id drink it Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....That my friend, is what we call the Tugboat Principle. The one fat chick with a bunch of hot friends. If she doesn't get any attention, she pulls all the hot friends away. That is why you designate someone to immediately pay attention to her and let the others swoop and and hit on the hotties. If chubs is happy, everyone is happy. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 my old roommate was the greatest wingman ever...he was way into the big girls...he was like those guys you used to see on jerry springer...the skinny weasle-looking whie guy that loved the ladies to be 8 times his size...those were the days Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Ive heard that theory Ron. The hard part is getting everyone to draw straws for the chubby chick. OR.....you call up that one guy who deep down inside loves chubby chicks and invite him. Chances are he will probably knock her at first............but after a couple of Alcoholic beverages, the love for the tub will come around and he will be at it in no time leaving you and your buddies a clear and safe passage . Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I have no problem being that guy. Big girls will "appreciate" you something fierce. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 this is kind of off topic , but i had to ask.. why is it that in a group of girls, there is always 1 ugly one that co ck blocks everybody else...you would think the ugly one would be the coolest and most receptive , but nope....the pretty ones always hit you with the same line" well my friend insert ugly girl's name here wants to go home she doesnt feel good".....That my friend, is what we call the Tugboat Principle. The one fat chick with a bunch of hot friends. If she doesn't get any attention, she pulls all the hot friends away. That is why you designate someone to immediately pay attention to her and let the others swoop and and hit on the hotties. If chubs is happy, everyone is happy.and this is why i nominate you Ronny,, as FCP prom queen Link to post Share on other sites
leeroy_jenkins 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 my old roommate was the greatest wingman ever...he was way into the big girls...he was like those guys you used to see on jerry springer...the skinny weasle-looking whie guy that loved the ladies to be 8 times his size...those were the daysyou may enjoy this then...http://mfile.akamai.com/2851/wmv/razntie.d...a_smile_300.asx Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 How about clear pepsi?OR the commercial "I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONITE"Crystal Clear Pepsi was so foulthanks for getting the I feel like chicken tonite comerical in my head Link to post Share on other sites
flyingmachine 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I remember coming home from college and I no longer was the wizard of the house with video games. Somehow my 9 year old brother became a master stick prodigy and I was just crushed. After losing 10 straight rounds of goldeneye, I had to resort to kicking his a$$. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 what about the mc dlt...?? i know the wingman theory. i am a pretty good wingman, i try to rap to the ugly broad in the group, but they act as if im the first guy to talk to them without ordering a value meal from them....the ugly girl always wants to leave the table and go dance therefore making it harder to get her friends liquered up...she always has a "boyfriend" , yet her hot freinds are single....makes me glad im married now... Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 what about the mc dlt...?? i know the wingman theory. i am a pretty good wingman, i try to rap to the ugly broad in the group, but they act as if im the first guy to talk to them without ordering a value meal from them....the ugly girl always wants to leave the table and go dance therefore making it harder to get her friends liquered up...she always has a "boyfriend" , yet her hot freinds are single....makes me glad im married now... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 A post so nice you sent it twice. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 what about the mc dlt...?? i know the wingman theory. i am a pretty good wingman, i try to rap to the ugly broad in the group, but they act as if im the first guy to talk to them without ordering a value meal from them....the ugly girl always wants to leave the table and go dance therefore making it harder to get her friends liquered up...she always has a "boyfriend" , yet her hot freinds are single....makes me glad im married now...lol.. anyone remember this commercialHi. can i get a big mac Mc Blt a quarter pounder with cheese, fillet o fish and hamburger, cheeseburger, mcchicken and mcnuggets tasty golden french fries regular or larger size, salad chef or garden and a chicken salad oriental,and for breakfast egg mcmuffin hot hot cakes.... and i dont know the rest now. damn it., i had to remember that damn commercial to win Link to post Share on other sites
GhostfaceKillah 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Who remembers when Royal Tours real name was Ray Finkel Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Canadians don't play football. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 Who remembers when Royal Tours real name was Ray Finkelwho remembers when Jim carrey was funny Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Who remembers when Ghost Face Killa could rap? Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Chris Farley: You.. you.. you remember when you were with The Beatles?Paul McCartney: Yeah, sure.Chris Farley: That was awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
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