Oscar_Acosta 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Hey there, new to the forum and thought I would introduce myself Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Nice try dickhead, we know its you. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Oscar_Acosta 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 That's the kind of welcome I was looking for Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Welcome to FCP You'll have to forgive Essay he's a suspicious sort. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ground floor? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 We haven't had a new member since 2008. Especially in the OT (don't call it that). I won't believe it. I won't get my hopes up, not anymore, not after the last time. Link to post Share on other sites
Oscar_Acosta 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Welcome to FCP You'll have to forgive Essay he's a suspicious sort. Thanks In his defence my head does have a remarkable resemblance to a penis Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You're way too late for Charter Membership...just FYI. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You know lately when I'm leaving work I'll be driving home and listening to my lebatard podcasts and just loving life and I'll got make my turn from 13th into main and some douchecocker wil be crossing the street and goddammit if this dirty bastard isn't walking about as slow as possible. Just really taking his sweet ass time to cross the street. My daddy always told me that you hurry your ass through an imtersection because its downright rude to hold up traffic like that. I tell ya the next time it happens I might lay on my horn, let that lolly gagger know what's up. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You know lately when I'm leaving work I'll be driving home and listening to my lebatard podcasts and just loving life and I'll got make my turn from 13th into main and some douchecocker wil be crossing the street and goddammit if this dirty bastard isn't walking about as slow as possible. Just really taking his sweet ass time to cross the street. My daddy always told me that you hurry your ass through an imtersection because its downright rude to hold up traffic like that. I tell ya the next time it happens I might lay on my horn, let that lolly gagger know what's up. Lay on the horn? You must drive a hybrid. Just mow him down and rubber stamp his likeness on your door. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You must drive a hybrid. Wouldn't be surprising really. We're talking something like a Yaris, right? Not one of the cool hybrids. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Wouldn't be surprising really. We're talking something like a Yaris, right? Not one of the cool hybrids. Cool...hybrids? Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Yaris Sport? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Well, I was thinking of one of those new Teslas, but I guess those aren't hybrids, they're full electric? Don't they make big hybrid SUV's and trucks now? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I would never drive a hybrid. I'm not Ron Mexico after all. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 He, picture Ronny in a hybrid and tell me that's not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ron_Mexico has more car than any of us. Except beans. But I think it's commonly accepted to except Beans in any discussion of who is or has the best of anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You can say that again. edit: damnit. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Dubey I'll bet you feel like a real dick. At lunch with my mommy. Having a chicken and bacon sandwich. Sure to be tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ron_Mexico has more car than any of us. My Ram craps on his Charger. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 My Ram craps on his Charger. Has to catch it first. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Has to catch it first. It won't, the Hemi in the truck is electronically limited to like 112MPH I believe. Have to wait for him to stop for a few (dozen) cocktails and then I can crap on it in the parking lot. Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Solid plan. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 And I will definitely stop for those cocktails. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 112mph? Thats probably for the best. I wish mine had that. Its so much fun, yet scary at 120. 130 scared the shit out of me But on those long trips on open road, there is soooo much left on the throttle while doing my usual 79mph. Begs for more, The Commodore does Link to post Share on other sites
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