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Let's break this down:Chances of success/failure = [(Winrate * Bankroll)/Intelligence (where Intelligence > 0)] - GF situation + Z (where Z represents the amount of wins the Cubs end up with this year)Let's add in a few more variables, Q and X, just to make this a bit more confusing and unnecessary.Now I need some people to fill in the unknowns by coming up with some ranges for all possible inputs.All in all, it looks like you will probably succeed, but I enjoy doing ridiculous calculations and playing Devil's Advocate for no apparent reason, so let's get some exact numbers to be sure.
GF situation could be broken down further:GF situation = [(how long you've been together) ^ gf's clinginess] - [(size of your porn collection in megabytes) ^ gf's naginess]
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GF situation could be broken down further:GF situation = [(how long you've been together) ^ gf's clinginess] - [(size of your porn collection in megabytes) ^ gf's naginess]
Let's take a look at this argument. Assuming this equation is correct, your success is postively related to the exponent of your porn collection, since the quanity (GF Situation) is subtracted. This means a larger porn collection and a naggier girlfriend improve success. Simo, can you run some numbers here?
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GF situation could be broken down further:GF situation = [(how long you've been together) ^ gf's clinginess] - [(size of your porn collection in megabytes) ^ gf's naginess]
Let's take a look at this argument. Assuming this equation is correct, your success is postively related to the exponent of your porn collection, since the quanity (GF Situation) is subtracted. This means a larger porn collection and a naggier girlfriend improve success. Simo, can you run some numbers here?
If you can come up with some possible ranges for the inputs, I'll come up with a list of possible calculations. Also, you'll need to convert megabytes into bytes because I like to see as many numbers as possible in my calculations.Answer these questions so I can come up with ranges:1. How long have you been with your girlfriend?2. On a scale of 1-10101 using a base 2 system, how would you rate for clinginess? Apply this same question to nagginess.3. Any racial stereotypes that may affect any of the aforementioned numbers?4. Which type of porn? This may affect numbers severely and we want to come up with all possible outcomes.
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If you can come up with some possible ranges for the inputs, I'll come up with a list of possible calculations. Also, you'll need to convert megabytes into bytes because I like to see as many numbers as possible in my calculations.Answer these questions so I can come up with ranges:1. How long have you been with your girlfriend?2. On a scale of 1-10101 using a base 2 system, how would you rate for clinginess? Apply this same question to nagginess.3. Any racial stereotypes that may affect any of the aforementioned numbers?4. Which type of porn? This may affect numbers severely and we want to come up with all possible outcomes.
Before any numbers are provided, can you address the theory behind ytseshred's post? How can a naggier girlfriend improve success?
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Let's break this down:Chances of success/failure = [(Winrate * Bankroll)/Intelligence (where Intelligence > 0)] - GF situation + Z (where Z represents the amount of wins the Cubs end up with this year)Let's add in a few more variables, Q and X, just to make this a bit more confusing and unnecessary.Now I need some people to fill in the unknowns by coming up with some ranges for all possible inputs.All in all, it looks like you will probably succeed, but I enjoy doing ridiculous calculations and playing Devil's Advocate for no apparent reason, so let's get some exact numbers to be sure.
Success/failure of getting his brothers bankroll after the big winHis Intelligence or IQ maybe 75Gaf 60Q-his sexual relationship with TroyoX-how much he now misses checky since he move to buffaloMy input- I yet to get even lolSimo can we now do the calualations , lmao
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Our members have made a total of 2,726,577 postsWe have 29,155 registered membersThe newest member is FCP_BobMost users ever online was 3,954 on Sunday, March 30th, 2008, 6:38 AMLet me guess.He is going to quit his job and turn pro.

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reading back on this thread such a great bump, and better yet comment I made :club: roflmao

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