simo_9ball

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If you can come up with some possible ranges for the inputs, I'll come up with a list of possible calculations. Also, you'll need to convert megabytes into bytes because I like to see as many numbers as possible in my calculations.Answer these questions so I can come up with ranges:1. How long have you been with your girlfriend?2. On a scale of 1-10101 using a base 2 system, how would you rate for clinginess? Apply this same question to nagginess.3. Any racial stereotypes that may affect any of the aforementioned numbers?4. Which type of porn? This may affect numbers severely and we wan

Let's break this down:Chances of success/failure = [(Winrate * Bankroll)/Intelligence (where Intelligence > 0)] - GF situation + Z (where Z represents the amount of wins the Cubs end up with this year)Let's add in a few more variables, Q and X, just to make this a bit more confusing and unnecessary.Now I need some people to fill in the unknowns by coming up with some ranges for all possible inputs.All in all, it looks like you will probably succeed, but I enjoy doing ridiculous calculations and playing Devil's Advocate for no apparent reason, so let's get some exact numbers to be sure.