26 Chasing After A 20

[Royal_Tour 0]

Dont bother, Im done with you and your stories.

lol. hilarious. it works so well because its so simple.

[magnus72 0]

Ummmm...aren't these called "receptions"?Awesome.

Where I am from the meal is the reception then the dance is the dance. Which sounds totally stupid once I type it out.

[hank213 1,823]

Man I have to quit starting threads when I am wasted. Sorry for the delay in updates guys, been busy week at work and its the only computer I have access to right now.OK here it goes. On Saturday night I had two wedding dances I had to show up to in two different towns. I went to the wedding where this girl was going to be at, then went to the reception, then left about a quarter to nine to go to my cousins wedding dance. We left there early and headed back to the other dance arriving at about 12:15. I was full of Jag Bombs and just started dancing with a bunch of people at the dance. Then about 1 I realized she wasnt there and called her to see what she was up to. She couldnt hear a word I was saying since I was on the middle of the dance floor and I just ended up ending the call.So its the end of the night and Im trying to get my buddy not to drive drunk anywhere and arguing with him for a while before we get him to hand over his keys and decide to go to the after party. By the time I look down at my phone she has texted me a few times to see whats going on and is going to the same after party we are.I get to the after party and shes not there yet. After about an hour or so she shows up with a car full of guys and they are all pretty hammered. I know all these guys and am pretty good friends with all of them. Anyways long story short I talk to her a little bit there but cant really get much time alone without getting interuppted and eventually we both leave the party at about 4 in our seperate vehicles.I think Im going to agree with Royal on this one and just not pursue it unless she wants to. I know I would be that jealous boyfriend from out of town type.Also sorry for lying about putting my 1000th post in here lol.

I would've played the whole hand differently.First, you should've gone to reception 2 first and split early to go to reception where the target could be acquired. Build a little anticipation of you showing up on her part. Also, this allows you to get socially lubricated at the other reception so you have your game in top form by the time you meet up with her. Work the game but don't look needy. At the end of the reception you offer to give her a ride to after party (in your pants). Bang her, and maybe hookup when she comes back for turkey day break.

[Royal_Tour 0]

I would've played the whole hand differently.First, you should've gone to reception 2 first and split early to go to reception where the target could be acquired. Build a little anticipation of you showing up on her part. Also, this allows you to get socially lubricated at the other reception so you have your game in top form by the time you meet up with her. Work the game but don't look needy. At the end of the reception you offer to give her a ride to after party (in your pants). Bang her, and maybe hookup when she comes back for turkey day break.

that was my first reaction too. I didnt bother typing it out because its his loss.let him re-raise with AQ. such a rookie mistake. this boy needs to learn on his own.not too mention the go early, leave , then come back thing is prettttyyyyy lame potatoes. I'm msure he was like. Ohh, i'm goiong to my cousins wedding for a bit to say congrats, i'll be back. and shes probably like. why will he come back after already being here?and didnt you tell her before that you have been thinking about her??? now shes like. OMG what a tard, he wants this pussy but he's gonna have to work for it.so then she shows up with dudes cuz shes a whore like most women. and you're like. awww fuuucken lame.. but you know the dudes so its all good, except 1 problem , you play the cool card. so youre chatting with buddies and her tryin to look like the social superman, but 1 thing you forgot, you already ****ed yourself by doing the leave come back move at the wedding.Now for some gold.. you ready. this applies to weddings, dances, bars, whatevershow up fashionably late, (be sure to have a few buddies or family members who will "cheer" that you showed up) then grab a drinkk, or two mingle for like 12 minutes until a decent song comes on. preferabbly something like "cant stop till you get enough" by jackson 5.then proceed to own the dance floor, (if you cant dance, at least go out there and smile and try.Then pay attention to a few "type B's" these would be grandma's, or ugly people.. kinda shake your ass with them for about 24 seconds. and not any longerOnce this has all been established, you make your way to her and give a big smile and wink, say a wooooo, whats up!!.. dont go in to "talk" go in to shake it a bit, make her laugh, and enjoy your presance, then (hopefully you know the song playing) with about 30 seconds left in the song, you say, "glad i saw you tonighht, we'll make out later...." and winkk at her and smirk. basically pretend you're fred savage from the wonder years. she'll see your confidence and become so wet that someone will slip.now with about 15 seconds left in the song, you say. gonna grab a drink. (dont invite her). just b-line it to the bar, and she'll be standing there like a dummy with the song now over and a new song about to start, her tempo is off, and she'l lfeel a bit out of place... but for some reason felt good when u were just there. so in her mind, she'll b-line in your direction, and thats when you signal her over to do a shot,a shot of tequila, where you throw away your lemon, and take it like a man. then by the end of the night, if you arn't getting your dinky stinkky.. you are a total loser.