JFarrell20

the single-entry WPT.

I love my kids, and no I don't want your sympathy. I just wanted to give you some sort of diatribe that would show you that I am a girl, a very insulted girl.Oh, ok. Thanks for the "proof". lol.So, let me clarify (prove) some things to the forum members:I've won 6 WSOP bracelets...all in H.O.R.S.E.andI make over $2 Million/year 18-tabling .5/1 on party poker. I also invented LASIK. I also read The Fountainhead backwards, and recited it forwards.I mean...as long as we're proving stuff...I figure I'll clear the air as well. :roll:

what's funny is that this "lady" has an avatar of beautiful lips, and is constantly posting pictures of femenine lesbo's. Notice how "she" never talks poker?A true "lady" who is this sexed up isn't going to hang out on a poker forum all day. "She" doesn't even like poker! Has she ever talked strategy? lol.He's just here to meet dudes. No real woman would have to constantly re-iterate the fact that they're a woman.People-reading skills seem to be lacking on this forum. I mean I don't mind the pics...I just hate when dudes pose as women. It's annoying.

anyone else find it funny that Heismann trophy winner Jason White is not being invited to the Chiefs camp? lol.

Sweet, I'll steer clear of the 400-lb Samoans though. Wouldn't want to mistakenly give one of those guys a bad beat!

A large part of me says you are a guy.JMHO. :?What part would that be? I really don't want to flame you. That was uncalled for. While the internet makes it possible to disguise one's gender, I assure you I am not a man. I can't imagine being forced to walk through life as anything as hairy, stinky, and gaseous as a man. Yuck. The only merit I can see in being a man is that someone else would have had to endure the two caesarean sections I needed to birth my two sons. Yes, two major abdominal surgeries where my abdominal wall was severed and human beings were extracted from my abdomina

JFarrell20...couldn't you get someone else to post under your handle?I mean really..The novelty that you hate my guts for no good reason kind of wears off after the 75th post about me. And you're too late, I already have KDawg and Absolute doing the same thing. Get off the bandwagon man. Try posting some actual strategy.

DCWildcat...couldn't you have gotten someone else to snap a photo of you? I mean really..

umm, you're not funny. My preceeding post is. Just read that one and then act like you wrote it. It's much easier than actually training yourself (a non-funny person) to be funny.

Quit posting.Quit following me around like KDawg. It's not charming.

The probability that he gives out information to his opponents....?? lol.

Quit Poker.

yeah i love playing with my brothers and sister. Especially when I tell everyone at the beginning "the chips are worth 10, 20, 30, & 40...light to dark". Real complicated, right?My sister constantly grabs 3 reds (60) and says "Is this 80"? lol. Like every hand she's in.None of them understand that the minimum bet is the big blind or more. We'll be playing a 20 dollar BB and somone will bet 10 into the flop. Boy, this doesn't get annoying! And my other brother...if he wants to be 160...instead of simply putting in 4 of his 18 black chips, he gets cute and has to put in a "colorful" st

Pittsburgh is supposed to be pretty sweet too.

lol. is it really that important that you're going to rendezvous later on and give someone a Hamilton?lol. I just find this funny.

daniel hi im a 7 yeer old boy in houston tecksas and i have a birfday cumming up sune i wanna no if you can come to my friends and mine birfday sune.we going to eet pete-sa and with perpperonis on it and eckstra cheese. were also going to play go fish and memory .oh let me know fi you want to cum at my party. oh yeah bring evelyn ng cuz that chick is fine, yo! Tell her to leave her bra's at home too.i hoping to see you at my birfday party mr. negrono.PS: Do u want to adop me? i need a daddy and also i need somone who can interduce me to evelyn ng so i can look at her silky smooth legs while

I didn't watch the show at all but you do understand that there is little hope for improvement right?Each show will be the exact same.It's apparent to me that this HU championship and the advent of this so-called "Annie Duke poker sitcom" nonsense, that NBC has no clue when it comes to poker.Not only did they miss the boat, but they don't even know what the boat looks like.

I have this sneaking suspicion that they don't even know what Holdem is over there. lol. If not, it's no biggy, but it would be neat to play Holdem with some transplanted Samoans./shrug.

How does this help me?

A large part of me says you are a guy.JMHO. :?

I'm going to be out in Hawai'i May 13-23. Are there any Hawai'ians on this forum? Or has anyone else been there recently?I want to know if there is any kind of poker action there. I'm doubting it as I don't think people would want to be cooped up gambling there. Is gambling even legal? I have no idea. I just think it would be cool to play some poker on Hawai'i.Please let me know.

In Louisiana.

And stop giving birth to kids who grow up to be raging idiots!wtf?

Let's see, he lost $500K to Lori in a heads up challenge, and Phil Ivey said no to his marriage proposal???Wait...other way around. Or is it?SW. Calm down Daniel, everything's better tomorrow! It's the waiting to fall asleep tonight that's the hard part! :wink:

Had this thread mentioned that you had the cure for cancer, I'd have been more convinced.