RegKray

Listen up you Donks Me and my Bruvvah Ron Own Beggar (Pokerroom) We take it over Next month Sign up bonus is 3% New customers Get Beggar overcoat And Beggar Hat

Cheers I`ll be going again in the Morning But tomorrow I`ll be having 2 sausage and egg mcmuffins I hope to see the 3 blokes There again

This morning I took my new car out And decided to have a Maccy d`s brekkie While eating my Big Breakfast 3 geezers came up to me Asked if I wanted to play Poker I said "yeah" and they got The cards out Well, after an hour I walked away over 8k up How cool is that?

All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloos

A gaff= A house My gaff has 9 bedrooms And 3 Khazis I got the chicks with me at the Minute Later on we`re off down my club The Double R

Just been cruising round In my new Merc Picked up 3 chicks in it Then we went for a Kebab

What the hell you on about? Over here our dough is in Quids Not Dollars I`m going out in my new Merc later Got to do a bit of business

The scene-- Underground dive bar in club in South London The game-- NL Hold Em The stakes-- £5000 buy in Payout-- £50k to winner + New Mercedes Players-- All villains, crooks, nonces, snides and coppers Started last night at 2am, I played tight early. Accumalated chips here and there, won some nice hands with premiums. Got to 4am and we were down to the final 20. I pick up AA in the BB, folds to the button who shoves. I call and I knock him out. I`m now CL, I cruise to final table, where I start bullying my fellow crims. 7 to go and I`m massive CL. I can`t lose surely. Pick up the Kray Twins h

You don`t want much Porridge then Do you? It was a regular word When I was in the Scrubs For a 8 stretch Had their own landing But big safety net under it

Fatman If you`re from Liverpool You should know what one is Its standard language. You`ll never be any good At online Scrabble At this rate

M101A1-105 Personal Abuse Mods Ban him please I posted a thought/theory And I get attacked by this nonce Mods Do your job please

Mini Raises Deserve to get crushed Blinds 15/30 tonight I have 10 6 in BB UTG Mini raises All folds to me Flop 663 I bet He re raises all in? I call He shows AA Turn 4 River 4 Goodnight

Bunch of Nonces It`ll happen I worked it out On some Double R Headed notepaper From my club

After careful analysis And much thought Poker will officially Burst its bubble In Feb 2007. Stock prices Of Poker sites will head south. New players Will arrive in dribbles. New craze of summer 2007 To be Online Scrabble for money

Bobetter-- You snide grass You`re like the kid In the 5 inch thick Specs And Spots Wah wah wah Nonce

Them lot on The final Table Want to learn to play Cards I`ve played Gold And Cunningham Before and run Them over Even Theriflu Might have a chance Against them

What usernames make you wince? Theres one from here Which is terrible And the person involved Shouldn`t play again Theriflu Or similar What a terrible name

Stop locking My fcuking threads Its like frigging Beggar in here Nonce Mods

Anyone want to play Heads up at Beggar? First prize is The money Plus an Overcoat of the Winners choice Bring it on You Donkeys

I put that in there For emphasis To show what a donkey he is Perhaps he Should take up Snap Or Happy Families

$100+$10 (real money), hand #799,209,194Fanglers Single Table Tournament, 3 Aug 2006 02:24 AMView Previous hand for this table.Seat 2: Theraflu [2H,7H] ($1,585 in chips)Seat 5: dwu1020 ($2,435 in chips)Seat 6: MortenT71 ($6,865 in chips)Seat 10: imege8 ($4,115 in chips)ANTES/BLINDSimege8 posts blind ($75), Theraflu posts blind ($150).PRE-FLOPdwu1020 folds, MortenT71 folds, imege8 bets $375, Theraflu bets $1,435 and is all-in, imege8 calls $1,210.FLOP [board cards 3C,QS,AS ]TURN [board cards 3C,QS,AS,10S ]RIVER [board cards 3C,QS,AS,10S,4D ]SHOWDOWNTheraflu shows [ 2H,7H ]imege8 shows [ AC,AD ]

Well at least He`ll never come on this site Again K9 what a joker Terrible and horrible Player Theriflu You are pants

What an idiot Going all in with K9 He dont beat much Does he? Cant believe how Bad he is Donkey of the year

All in with K9 What a donkey Theraflus reputation Has taken a dive now

Proof that Theraflu is a Complete and Utter Poker Donkey Look at this What a tool50+$5 (real money), hand #781,222,308Bennyhill Single Table Tournament, 31 Jul 2006 01:13 AMView Previous | Next hand for this table. Seat 2: poofta ($1,117 in chips) Seat 4: Doctor Z420 ($3,939 in chips) Seat 5: Theraflu ($578 in chips) Seat 10: maverick_12x ($1,866 in chips) ANTES/BLINDSTheraflu posts blind ($25), maverick_12x posts blind ($50).PRE-FLOPpoofta bets $100, Doctor Z420 folds, Theraflubets $553 and is all-in, maverick_12x folds, poofta calls $478.FLOP [board cards AC,JC,JD ]TURN [board cards AC,JC,