Bob Saget

Just pull out your 16 inch **** and say "WHO WANTS TO SEX THE SAGET!"

Just start dropping acid like I did in the fourth season of Full House. You'll start running better instantly..of course, I mean running down the street in a thong at 4 am. Thank goodness that Coulier queer was there to find me and let me gag him with 'lil Tanner.

I know how good he is. I'm not saying he will have that bad of a year, I just think it would be funny to see the Pads pass up such offers and have to settle for much less when they try to trade him later.

It ain't the size of my dong, it's the size of my bank account. HUGE

I didn't give up. Your grandma was calling me to the bedroom so I had to take care of my bizness.You suck

BUMP I GOTTA KEEP THIS AT THE TOP OF THE BOARD. MOST IMPORTANT THREAD OF YOUR LIFETIME.

I'll be rooting for CC Sabathia to gain fifty pounds this offseason and be a complete bust for the Yankees. THEN I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HIS WIFE!!!!!!!! YES SIR I AM!!!!!

I'll give you a a tfig. A knuckle sandwich. That means a punch in the face. I'm internet tough, plus I hit my girlfriends a lot. WOOT WOOT LET'S ALL GET CRAZY TONIGHT I WANT TO RICKROLL IT ROUNDROUND RIGHT NOW ROUND ROUND. Ashton Kutcher makes my ass hurt when he's behind me.

The only thing he wins is the ugly contest.AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHeverybody dieHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

jesus christNot the religous one. The guy that trims my hedges and fvcks my daughter.

Looks like you just lost all your credibility. How can Coulier be funnier than I am when he's dead? Why don't you just get out of here, we don't take to kindly to your kind roundabout these parts, Douchie. Run along back to Ms. MCF/CKFACE, DOUCHIE.

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STOP TALKING UP FANTASIESLearn English before I ship your moneyass to the North Pole where Barry White will be putting it in your endzone. Yeah I'm talking about the anal sexytime.

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LAY OFF THE DRUGS DOUCHIE MCFUCKFACE.

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Gays can't get married in California, so until they can, I ain't getting married to whatever ho I propose to tomorrow. STUF NEWB I'LL CHOKE YOU AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY GREG ODEN LOOKS SO OLD HE'S LIKE MY GRANDPA I THINK I'M GONNA ASK HIM ABOUT WWII.

I get so much manjuice all over the furniture and floor and shit that I have to constantly clean. Unless Dutch's mom comes over, then she just licks it all up for me.

STFU b4 eye slap u n da FACE[internet translation] Please be quiet before I strike you with an open hand from God. Queer.

That homo is a virgin compared to The Sag.

I couldn't imagine crapping with any less than three of my asses. Murder

That's the number of hot biotches I've banged. Saget =/= everyone jealous =+= gettin' it done

I didn't watch the video.

Biotch please, I hit my girlfriends harder than that.

No no no. The law in Texas is that you can shoot anyone near your property that has darker skin than you. Time of day is irrelevant, dipshit.

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