
The_Heist
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Now if you'll excuse me I have to go berate the help (Argentinean, no less). Apparently, Manuel didn't read the instructions properly and overused the starch on my Ralph Lauren (Purple Label) collar.
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Undergrad work=2 courses? Did you get a degree?Anyway, I digress, Harvard undergrad is not on the same level as Princeton or Yale. And unless you happened to graduate from Harvard's B-School, I am not impressed.And I am especially not impressed of your South American prefessorship.
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Delete this thread.
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Homeslice, read this very carefully....THAT IS NOT EVEN MY LIST. However, I do not disagree with it. The names on that list have accomplished a great deal. Hachem won one tourney. Those are MULTIPLE bracelet winners. Not to mention long time cash game winners. Their ability is unparalleled. And I did 'backup' my points, you filthy twa t.
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LMAO. I love when they bring out the old "I'm rich" bit.Classic.My manservant says I have to go to the bank to count my $Brazilian worth of krugerrands, so I’m out.yeah he kinda reminds me of my old roommate. btw, my roommate was also a douche.my favorite part was when he decided to dis public school education by using suck big words as "proletariat". wow. ive never heard that word before. at my public school all we learned was to spell and stuff. i wish i was as well educated as this guy.I bet your public school teachers would be happy to see you typing words lie 'inda'Are you sure you're not
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about a month ago i was completely out of it
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'thoughtless fashion conformity'The only thought on my mind is making sure my shirts have either The Horse or The Alligator on the breast. That's it.Well, that, and making sure the collar is flicked, of course.Collar pops, panties drop has been said and will be repeated throughout this thread. -
about a month ago i was completely out of it
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I'm sorry I don't know what has gotten into me today. My pharmacist is on vacation. -
about a month ago i was completely out of it
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Lacoste, color code CAB (bright felt green), size 4, collar up should be worn today. Please write to this thread when you can be appreciated by another reader who isnt ****ing poor.Collars up, gentlemen. -
about a month ago i was completely out of it
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Do not come on to this board trying to spew some bullshit at your betters. I don't even need my mother's Bentley to run your nonsensical crap into the ground. Do you even own a sailboat?Anyway, two things that make me very happy today:1)1987 911 without leather and that 80's ****ing decal running sideways down the left side of the hood...gotta love it, the perfect car for classic collar popping)...2) There wont be anyone worth less than Frank Quattrone on my ****ing boat this week.I love myself, and as usual, hate indigents. -
about a month ago i was completely out of it
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oh, btw.....someone please ****ing help, we're definitely in need of a rental of a maybach (and no, i'm not going to call Jay Z), but evidently, the places I've contacted only have the cheap one available (for all you ****ing morons, as usual, I'll help - that's the Maybach 57, which is 5.7 meters long, hence the name, and is only retailing around 307,000, and I wont be ****ing caught dead in that model)...know of a place with a 62 available for God's sake???? -
about a month ago i was completely out of it
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We'll be holding court at Marquee tonight. You can look for me in the VIP section. I'll be the one with my collar at half-mast spraying Veuve Clicquot all over 'non-collar poppers' -
BB's left and right. I needed to do something. Anything. To get out of my funk. One night as I stared down at the silver alligator on my Lacoste shirt it dawned on me...."Eureka!" I thought. The answer to my problems had been so obvious. It was then that I vowed to spend an entire day with my collar standing proudly erect for all to see. I awoke the next morning and fished out a pair of khakis from my dresser to compliment my crisp pastel pink polo shirt. I hurried into the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. "Could I really do this?" I thought. After a moment of consideration I caut
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My Corum sailing watch (chronograph only, and black face) is telling me it's getting late... Time for me to make like a fetus and "head out"I just hope some middle-class moron doesn't force me back into this thread later.If anyone drops any real knowledge whilst I'm gone, I'll be happy to address it.Everyone in unison: "collar pops, panties drop"
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I'm not sure if any of these are evn insults.I dismiss all of your plebian banter as more jealous rage.
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'newbie retard'I just got served.