I Never Read Your Letter, 'cuz I Knew What You'd Say...

[CardWarfare 4]

Guess what? I changed my hair last week. I asked a guy if he liked it. He said I look like Kelly Clarkson. I asked if that was good or bad. He said he doesn't like Kelly Clarkson.

I don't believe you. If he really did say that, tell him this guy you know from the internet wants to fight him. That'll put the fear of nothing into him. If you look like Kelly Clarkson in any way, please come to NY. Ignore the fact that I will talk to you as if you were actually her, and do your best to hide your discomfort. Just smile a lot, speak in a vaguely southern accent, and sing to me. A lot. If you can't sing I would suggest you provide a good reason, such as you don't want to stress your voice or you have a cold. Thank you.