somthintrndy 0 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Maintain your insanity Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Read this again. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Hahaha, #11 was a good one. I'm gonna try that some time. Link to post Share on other sites
theACE 0 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 haha yah I've done #11 before, the looks you get from the people who work there when you pull up to the window to get your food are priceless. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 17 and 18 had me laughing out loud at work and using no punctuation at all would get to be very annoying to other people dont you think I do Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 you forgot 10, 15, and 16. Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse17 0 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 hahahahai think i read this beforebut it's still funny reading it again Link to post Share on other sites
mnuks 0 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 LOL-- They're all great, my fave is #7. Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Maintain your insanity 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" I like to use this one at the casino. Link to post Share on other sites
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