an idea to save the airlines

[gobears 0]

Why not replace all female flight attendants with good looking strippers?What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the airlines' alcohol revenues. And Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely,Bill ClintonOn a side note - didn't Hooters start an airline a ways back - anybody ever try it out?

[Frisco d’Anconia 0]

didn't Hooters start an airline a ways back - anybody ever try it out?They don't fly many places and it's so tacky, only low-middle level businessmen can acceptably use it.

[mrdannyg 274]

i should post this anonymously, but i saw a porn at a buddy's place called "topless stewardesses" - it was not good and pretty old now, but pretty much what you were talking about. except not so much strippers as unpaid prostitutes.you might want to check it out for research purposes daniel