How Do You Avoid Playing Badly

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I'm had to quit playing almost everything. I'm just messing around at a micro limit table because I read this thread in Off TopicClassical?The second post is long, but every convo is worth it. Thanks brvheart. I must marry sweet17 to balance the cosmos.

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cant even post it in the right damn forum, lol.

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OMFG...wtf?. lol. Priceless.

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i laughed so hard i cried. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.Sweetheart: What's the matter?Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.Sweetheart: Are you OK?Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.Sweetheart: Can I help?Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumblingthrough the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.Where's the bedroom?