I Wonder.

[longshottwelve 0]

Phrases coined by Shakespeare. Can't all be true... or can they?

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[Spademan 94]

Hahaha. I bet a million dollars that longshottwelve did not post this.I bet a million someone posted on his account, while he was taking a shit. Because he stupidly had his name and password saved on his computer, while someone else was using it.A million bucks.On a side note: Shakespeare owned your faces.

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nothing like shakesspearEnter JESSICA above, in boy’s clothes. Jes. Who are you? Tell me, for more certainty, Albeit I’ll swear that I do know your tongue. 32 Lor. Lorenzo, and thy love. Jes. Lorenzo, certain; and my love indeed, For whom love I so much? And now who knows But you, Lorenzo, whether I am yours? 36 Lor. Heaven and thy thoughts are witness that thou art. Jes. Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains. I am glad ’tis night, you do not look on me, For I am much asham’d of my exchange; 40 But love is blind, and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit; For if they could, Cupid himself would blush To see me thus transformed to a boy. 44 Lor. Descend, for you must be my torch-bearer. Jes. What! must I hold a candle to my shames? They in themselves, good sooth, are too-too light. Why, ’tis an office of discovery, love, 48 And I should be obscur’d. Lor. So are you, sweet, Even in the lovely garnish of a boy. But come at once; 52 For the close night doth play the runaway, And we are stay’d for at Bassanio’s feast. Jes. I will make fast the doors, and gild myself With some more ducats, and be with you straight. [Exit above. 56 Gra. Now, by my hood, a Gentile, and no Jew. Lor. Beshrew me, but I love her heartily; For she is wise, if I can judge of her, And fair she is, if that mine eyes be true, 60 And true she is, as she hath prov’d herself; And therefore, like herself, wise, fair, and true, Shall she be placed in my constant soul.