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3 stakements to the newest $4.40, 50/50 with stakeback. I will pick the 3 within the next 30 minutes.Post your Stars name and location.TY. Oh yea, and TELL ME A FUNNY JOKE, or you won't be considered.

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drcossack ( Scranton)

I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US. should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
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ilikemelina (seattle)So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

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JESUS CHRIST DUDE GET SOMETHIN NEW! You are beating the Miss South Carolina thing to a horrible mess of not-really-that-funny-anymore.
Your point?It hasn't been funny for a while, but when it's easily available, I'm gonna use it.
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weeeeeei don't have a jokei'm sorry, i'm really not a funny personbut i would love a stake as i am snowed in and bored.rivergirl (windsorfcp)if not, gl to your horsies]DR, please tell me you didn't use the miss carolina thing again!!!!!!!

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bubbled a ft in one of these earlier when A9 went down to A3, so ill throw my name in the hatsagedecarte on starsa funny joke... my bankroll? :club:
Mine is funnier, i still don't have the buy in to chat at a freeroll.
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ilikemelina (seattle)So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”
:club::D :D :D:) :) :):D
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ilikemelina (seattle)So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”
180px-KeystoneLight.jpgAlways Smooth. Even when you aren't.
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ilikemelina (seattle) (Very Funny)drcossack ( Scranton) (I promised him a stake before I made this thread, plus he rails me in MTTs a lot)rivergirl (windsorfcp) (Make me proud)Those are the horses. Please respond with your tourney number and report your results in this thread, bust or cash.GL.

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ilikemelina (seattle) (Very Funny)drcossack ( Scranton) (I promised him a stake before I made this thread, plus he rails me in MTTs a lot)rivergirl (windsorfcp) (Make me proud)Those are the horses. Please respond with your tourney number and report your results in this thread, bust or cash.GL.
ty hublet us know which tourney and we can all play together
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ilikemelina (seattle) (Very Funny)drcossack ( Scranton) (I promised him a stake before I made this thread, plus he rails me in MTTs a lot)rivergirl (windsorfcp) (Make me proud)Those are the horses. Please respond with your tourney number and report your results in this thread, bust or cash.GL.
Please ship it one time drcossack, so we can all watch you play games withouth a floop and you can teach us how to accept bets.
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weeeeeei don't have a jokei'm sorry, i'm really not a funny personbut i would love a stake as i am snowed in and bored.rivergirl (windsorfcp)if not, gl to your horsies]DR, please tell me you didn't use the miss carolina thing again!!!!!!!
oops, I saw this and sent you a stake...looks like you already got one...
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