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Jay Fiedler coached me for 3 days when I was a quarterback in 7th/8th grade, he's from my hometown i will give you a run for your money here as well

all of my fun things are poker related, i've more or less met every poker 'celebrity' but here is my list of things that stick out in my mind:- "made it rain" at a strip club with layne flack- chest bumped mike tyson- witnessed jc alvarado pick up a group of 6 girls- witnessed looshle get wasted- had a $6,000 dinner at okada with jamie gold, which was immediately followed up by an $11k bar tab, all comped at the wynn (this night was very lol)- ate at Masa in NYC where I tried fugu, the poisonous fish- had dinner with montel williams- had lunch with ron ratner (he owns some sports team, I think

what? who are you?

hooray for moving up and running awful-4kish, which isn't AWFUL considering I was down much more, plus i've got RB and bonuses due, so I only *really* lost 2k if you think about it like that

my morningyawn

plz keep winning

today[x] $5/hand[x] on pace for $1,000,000+ year

i've played like 36 hours already

Hey 2009, what's up?

i was at the girl's family's house for the holidays. Her father and I are in the basement watching the massive TV, and he falls asleep. After like 20 minutes I forget that he's there and rip the loudest fart (on leather, amplified) and he wakes up with a start. I look at him and start laughing my ass off, he looks at me and says, "did you just fart me awake?""DID YOU JUST FART ME AWAKE"I could NOT STOP LAUGHING

I'd love to come down to play, but I highly doubt I will have the time at that point in January

Full contact poker,Our internet home.It's new years eve,I'll write you a poem.We've got some great membersWho grace our presence dailySome grace it with humor,While some grace it gayly.One case in pointIs our own troyomac.He likes slipping the dongThrough the hole in the back.Then there's our little KevlarWith his great drunken threadsWe're all holding out hopeWe never read that he's dead.Vtlaxer and gibler,Great tournament pros,Their results are quite stellar,They're good and it shows.If there was a thread to be madeAbout playing Mexican Poker, JC AlvaradoWould probably be it's invoker.Looshb

I agree.

I agree.

i smell a troyomac and jeepster poem

my poetry is for hire if you have a loved one you'd like to parody

Posting in haiku;A good form of poetryTo structure my posts.

blasphemy

One night in DecemberFCP was abuzzThere was internet drama,I didn't know what it was.I got an IM"Hey Seth, did you see?There's a big thread in GenpoAnd it's looshle vs Steve."I barely know Steve,But Steve knows Ted Forrest,I know this becauseHe made a thread that said he knew Ted Forrest.Then there's our ol' looshball,And he's cute when he's mad.He went off on SteveHe thinks Steve's threads are bad.I guess Steve asked"What's up with FCP?Some guys are playing high limitsTheir success due to me."Well, loosh took exception"Shenanigans!" He said."You're a shill for your program!Your threads should

no problem

I'll give you guys a hint, but now you have to tell me why.Yoel finds it. How long, and why Yoel?

confirmed

shipped

nobody got it yet

Twas the night before Christmas,I yelled for a spade.A brick hit the river,My hand was not made.I cursed and I cried.Hey Santa, F you!I guess that's how it goesOn Christmas for Jews.I went to the movies,Chinese food consumed,Tonight I was grinding,A win was assumed.My tables were loadedWith wealthy drunk fishTonight they'd pad my account,That was my Christmas wish.I check-raised and 3betWithout care or avail,I stacked all the fishiesTo the delight of the rail.All the regs started bitchingHey! Leave some for us!I laughed in their facesAnd kept riding my rush.Seven deuce was a raise,And then a 4