Ron_Mexico
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West Palm Beach, FL
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Just for the record, in some circles, "having the ninja" means that you have HIV. Good luck picking up chicks at the poker table repeating the phrase "I've got the ninja"
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If I were you, I would have taken some of my winnings, bought a $20 hooker, had unprotected sex with her, then went home and have unprotected sex with my girlfriend. Hopefully, she would have caught some incurable disease. (I realize the major flaw in that plan, but revenge is a dirty game.)
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After reading "Rocks & Rings", I had sudden urge to go the the local gay establishment MAN'S LAND. That may have been the gayest thing I've read in a while. Most sets of friends, or crews if you will, have there own expressions or unique thing going, but that is REALLY, REALLY, GAY. Actually, gay people are commention about how gay that was. I am not a homophobe either. I love the gay people, at least twice a week.
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Me vs. anyone
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Good point. I was drunk at the time. Still am. I need help. Please help me. :bubblehelp:
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The way to go is the one table tournaments. You have to like tournament play, like to see flops. Cash play requires tight play. (I think) I've recently started playing online at PokerRoom and caught fire. In nine tournaments, I have 5 firsts and 1 third playing only $50 and $100. Four day profit is $1150. ( I subtracted the $300 beating I took playing $5 $10 waiting for a $100 tourney to start) In my four MTT's, I had a 15th and an 8th, and two mid tourney exits. They only paid like $260 for outlating 685 people. It's easier to outlast 9 people and make the same. Just my opinion. And I wanted to share how friggin on fire I am this week. Who knows?
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Apparently, sarcasm is lost on the Ghostfacekilla. Hard to believe, with a name like that.
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Betting or checking out of turn is a douche move. If you did that to me, and I fell for it, I'd wait till you went to the bathroom, follow you , then bugger you in the stall. You f'd me, so I'd return the favor. It would be my fault for being greedy though.
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Not nearly as clean though.
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Glasses at the table. What a joke. I am not going to sit here a write that I didn't catch the tv wave and start playing hold'em after watching the 2003 WSOP, but if I ever caught myself wearing sunglasses at the poker table, (and not just as a joke to make my friends laugh), I would take myself outide, and kick my own ass. Seriously, I'm gonna walk to the table on a crutch (Doyle) and bring an orange to smell. (Chan) If I do all these things, I'll be one of the greats. The glasses will definitely put my game over the top.
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Precisely my point, BIG POTS
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Don't date MarionSauce, she's been with me already. (If you don't get it, google the name Ron Mexico) Just kidding of course
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Correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm sure everyone will, but I believe Doyle Brunson said only two things happen with pocket aces, you can win a small pot or lose a big pot.
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How much ego does your right nut have?
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First of all, I wouldn't play a $10 dollar tourney. If it doesn't hurt when you lose, it ain't worth playin'. In that tourney, you gotta call. Bigger dollar tourney, muck and and let the others pick each other off. Wait for another day to build your stack. The more people you race, the better your chance to lose. I'm amazed at what some people play online. And if you do lose, you can rummage through the sofa for the loose change to play another tournament. Either that or go to your bathroom and start punchin' the munchkin.
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Norman Chad is a genius.
ninja action
in General Poker Forum
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Sorry eh, I see your from Canada, I didn't realize if you've never heard of it, it must not exist. Kind of like deodorant. Most Canadians have never heard of that either.