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  1. Ive actually been asked that quite a bit over the years. One gal who weve worked with quite a bit over the years thats in "hollywood" bidness got downright pestery about it. Got to the point she was about to hire someone to follow me around all the time and gather information. Pity the person who gets that green weenie. For every humorous explosion or side spitting personal tragedy there are untold hundreds of hours of boring geeky stuff leading up to it. She had the idea I could create a good motivational book. I told her that was the absolute worst subject I could ever head up. Hell, ninety
  2. Basically, youre looking at a piece of half inch black steel gas pipe capped at the end with several holes drilled in it buried in sand.... But like most things Icewater related, its the simple things that get ya. Somewhere in the warehouse archives there is a cardboard box filled with drawings, sand and mineral samples, notebooks, and orifice prototypes that document at least two thousand man hours invested by yours truly on just this very subject. Many throughout the valley consider me the foremost expert in the category. Not because I researched it so much.... mainly due to
  3. and as far as the ferrari goes, it will have the typical gas monkey touches to it. No gonna be red. Its too ****ed up to be restored. Ive already said too much. Dog on my drunken lap twit vid to come
  4. Its not easy bein me, ya know Of course my first taste was straight... odd. Im not sure why they chose that flavor. Im not sure why I chose that flavor. Anyway, after trying a few mixers I found seven up and a squeeze of lemon made a pretty good drink out of it... didnt have any sour mix at hand but I assume that would be its best use Ill be canning the straight stuff for the boat, though Jack had the right idea with the honey. Straight black daniels always had that "woo" aftertaste the honey flavor covers... Pitt always irks me the was he say
  5. I had no idea a section of craigs like that existed.... I wonder how many listings are for me on there Anyhoo... for several months now a group of fellows in Vegas has been pestering me to design and build something. This morning they somehow did. Somehow being a lump of cash. At Icewater Enterprises we only deal in lumps delivered in brown paper sacks for projects that we dont want to do... So get this... a mobile surfing machine. Trailer mounted. Size limited only to a fifty three foot semi flatbed trailer. Can be smaller, though. Somehow I have to package
  6. The kid informed me of tghen same thing... sat down at the pc and I couldnt see them either. They work fine on the iphone though. You didnt miss anything weither way I havent got a pm since this joint switched over from the bad software to the worst. They used to pop up when I logged on. Ill fart around and try to find the inbox thingy when im in better shape as of now Im eighteen deep in limes and only three are left in the dosxx box when I came in from the shop. Been spraying auto paint as well. I could win a water walking competition with jesus right now
  7. My thoughts exactly.... just limes for me And Sally, after some reading of the Cali cop shooter letter it looks even worse for the gun guys now. A few pages back I explained a little known way about buying class three stuff with a trust. Now hes spilled the beans so to speak. Better get what you want pretty quick
  8. Great... now there will be even less twenty one tables open in Vegas over this mess I have several more they may get uploaded today... One needs explanation.... as we were staggering through the brush we ran across one tombstone that was buried about a foot in the ground lying on its side. It was freshly dug up and exposed. More than likely where one of the sounds came from Also, back in the slavery days nobody wanted to spend coin on the unhired hands so their graves are marked with just an unmarked rock. Many of those were found a few hundred feet awa
  9. Yeah, its an eighty seven callaway vert Ive had for...ugh.... twenty something years now Wanna buy some prune juice and preperation h in bulk and split it with me ronnie? I plan on uploading quite a bit of stuff in the coming weeks concerning cars and restoration stuff. My current involvement is a twin supercharged veight in a jeep Bought it for the kid a year or so ago. He drove it around in the mud for a while before wanting a paint job done on it. Me being a fanatic about cars and stuff kept me from doing a simple beat out the major dents and spray, so
  10. (Beans posing as twenty one dealer) "How bout you buy a magazine and rent a gun!" Hello, sir Smog treating you well? smootches right back attcha... Last time I got in front of a crowd was in the old fitzgeralds downtown. Slimey little "theater" that normally featured some guy with parrots. A friend and myself was pushing checks back and forth at twenty one when the host brought over the "entertainment director" who needed someone to fill twenty minutes while the guy was being processed for an outs
  11. "he's read at least 6 books...." Shit. You must have a fortune tied up in cliffs notes back in school...
  12. Yeah, I sped red through the bickering stuff...Lifes toos hort for griping like a wife that walked downstairs and found that you totally destroyed the den putting together a bunch of shit you bought on the web. so the ups guy decided to unload the stuff at the house instead of the shop... i was too lazy/excited to tear into the stuff.breaking news...just got griped at again for having tools on the granite...who woke the bitch up?Anyhoo...Oh yeah, the beer bottle incident. Oddly enough, several of my friends are whipped enough that they bring their bottles to my place so the wives dont know how
  13. So today was a complete washout as far as productivity goes. Well, technically the day isnt over yet but its doubtful it gets much better since I woke up a few minutes ago wearing flippers and goggles in the recliner...Im just hoping I visited the pool sometime this afternoonSo yeah, day started off taking Tony to the eye doctor. He figured it was time for a checkup since his current glasses are so scratched up they appear to be two fog banks hovering in front of each eye. It also solves the mystery of why he is constantly talking about impending rainstorms on bright sunny days. The doc examin
  14. Its so hot I found a squirrel in my fridge cooling off his nuts...In other not so vulgar newsHave any of you...give everyone a chance here strat... heard of these three-d printers?Simply amazing they are... so far the only ones Ive found produce plastic parts, but the possibilities are almost endless. I saw parts being made on youtube that would take many hours on a cnc with several different setups during the durationI must have one. I will have one. Bastard will pay for itself in a matter of a few days by making obsolete auto/air parts and peddling them around to folks I know. Hell, a damn F
  15. Yeah, I need to do some housekeeping of tales one of these days, sally...Its been quite busy these days though. Plus by the time I got this damn site to load up most of the fine details would be forgotten. Im posting this on Tuesday so it probably wont get stuck to the page until Friday or soIm about to go on another tweeter frenzy, so keep the nose oil stuck to the screen for those. Taking the tribe to the lake this weekend for some camping action. Be warned that most tweets from there will be inside the coach watching sat tv in the A/CThis heat wave make me want to head to Needles or Death V
  16. I leaning toward going on strike myself... five minutes just to log in. In my condition thats a lifetime. At the very least a beerAlthough Im sure Habadabba got a great deal on a server inside north korea, it not been a very positive experience for us in the modern world at all. At some point those lab mice are gonna keel over and shut down the entire gig. Cant run that wheel forever. Reminds me of the commercial where the guy trained the mice to row the boat to generate electricity to run his computer. He claimed the hardest part was teaching the lead mouse to say "ROW!"Im drunkDrunk enough t
  17. People are usually worried that I wont leave... Try the Beans Burger sometime...Start with the cheapest hamburger meat you can get. Look for the REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE! tag. Choose light brown and avoid blackThrow it in a bowl and knead in a package of lipton onion soup mixSlap together thin patties. Sandwich a slice of pepperjack cheese between two, making sure to squeeze the edges together so the cheese dont escape while cookingImportant: using a pencil or something similar, make a small vent hole in the center of the upper patty. Oddly, they tend to pressurize and damn near explode once in
  18. So last Saturday we hosted a pool party. Nothing unusual except for the fact that it may or may not be the focus of an investigation. Thats according to various threats Ive gotten in the last forty eight hours or so. The actual cause boils down to a simple watermelon. Five of them in factI cant get into fine details of the incident due to possible litigation, but lets just say that my latest invention has possibly triggered at least one divorce and three domestic violence cases. None involving any of the Icewater clan. So far.It was simple. The night before I had an awesome idea hit the ole no
  19. In my case its been so hot and dry the stuff just kept piling up until it rained a few days ago...I actually got somewhat nervous on that last "controlled" burn... some drunk thought it would be funny to throw four seventeen inch tires under the brush. A few plastic items as well. A full sized ford bedliner for one. Tony was the cause of that one. Anyway, I jumped in the truck and drove a few miles down the road checking to see if it was visable. Yep, looked like one of those tornadoes at night on the weather channel. Thankfully the wind was blowing in the opposide direction of the houseOne of
  20. Yeah, I hear ya... after it closed down theres not much use going back. I doubt if you remember this, but back in the day you could sneak into the joint right next to Saharas parking garage at the southwest corner. They stationed a security guard close by but he was too busy watching the fat gals on the lazy river between the hedges. Damn the sunburns, though. My back got hotter than a fresh screwed nanny goat there several times! LOL! Good chat as always!In other news...Ive been burning stuff for three days now. Sad to say but Im about to run outta fuel. Hopefully the wind will pick up and do
  21. Yeah, I hear ya...But at some point you just have to forgive them like I did. Hell, gambling is addictive after all Damn... eleven and a half or twelve would have been fine. Keep me in mind when you go back in a few years To hell with the vet stuff.... you should be a marriage counselor. That bit of information alone could save millions a lot of misery I went to one of those places once. First rattle outta the box the "guy" started quizzing me about my mood so he had a base to begin with. After I told him that I felt as uncomfortable as a whore in church he commenced combing and spraying shit
  22. I was all about to order a pair but the bastards dont have them in white...
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