Roll the Bones

I'm still pretty insecure in this job not having a clue what winter will be like and they have this archaic system, (actually plenty of them) that if you fall below par for 3 consecutive months you are fired. I mean, that's basically falling below our offices average close rate. And so many of these appt's are just ****ed up wanting repairs, no shows, etc... With that said I've averaged about $8k the first two months and been in the top 5 both months so I'm feeling pretty confident. I have pretty much let the wife and me blow it all so far. We got new furniture, I bought a car, droppe

Thinking more on this, yeah, it would be hard to turn Jennifer Anniston down if she was trying to molest me, but lucky (or not), I don't really have that problem, nor look for it. I grew up in a bar. I was "clubbing" at 16. At 18 I regularly banged older chicks (along with young). I was pretty much a whore. After a brief flint with marriage at 20 I was single for another decade. During that time I still hung in bars on the weekends always looking for booty. I would hit different bars and areas. I always went alone regardless; you can't pick a girl up with another guy along and him n

Working in car dealerships for 28 years there were always the guys that loved to talk endlessly about sex and the opposite full of guilt induced privacy. One guy I have known for years was pretty much addicted to the subject and I often told him he needed to broaden his horizons. As a guy that probably got more ass than the lot if you combined I'm always torn discussing this subject. Probably my own Catholic guilt and using my real name pretty much prevented it. I am not objecting to the talk, nor do I find it terribly interesting or funny (except the flip hole stuff). For the recor

Yeah, lol at the guys discussing something they obviously know nothing about. My wife won't let me near the laundry. They should stick to their own expertise, flip-holes!

You're going to Atlanta to see a concert by yourself? And I get that I have never heard of them, but what the hell? Please tell me there are plans for snorting coke off a hooker's ass while you're there.

Congrats!

Well, umm yes. Did you ever talk to old people? I mean and the fact we really can't work computers, that too.

Handcuffs? The 4 year old grandson came up on Father's Day and has a typical non-stop motor set in play at a high gear. I had gotten him about 10 of those little balsa wood planes that kept him and most of the guys busy throughout the day. Worked better than a video game. Put a hula hoop in the backyard and had them aim from the top deck. I'll save the Estes rockets for another day. Can't believe you inconsiderate bastards didn't ask why the doctor told me to stop masturbating.... ....said it was distracting him. Badaboom!

Why don't you guys just get TV's?

What clip? Good day yesterday. Kids and grand kids came up for the day. Went for 15 mile bike ride with my son and my ass is sore as hell this morning. Debating driving 1 1/2 hours to go in for optional training this morning. Not even in the mood. Ugh Edit- yeah **** that.

It's mostly due to the 60's

We'll on the iPhone topic, mine logs me out of everything. I have to sign in here, FB, etc. nearly every time. On the masturbation topic my doctor recently told me I had to stop.

Poker room a block away and I had no time to go there. Really pisses me off,

Well I can't get caught up on the iPhone as it won't skip to the current post so I'll just post, I've been in WV all week taking in the velvet art and ridiculous roads, it did dawn on me that SA could really get the self esteem boost he needs by moving here. He'd be a stud, smartest in the city, underweight, and a hot foreigner. The girls at Biscuit World would be all over him. And he could visit Shake on the weekends. Aside from the ridiculous roads it's a virtual paradise.

I think it's a little more than dickish to torture and maim and kill people you disagree with. Actually that's one of the basics of moral behavior. In fairness, the guy was probably a paranoid Schitz with power and back then people assumed it was something else. It's like making a cult leader the ruler of your town with unabated power. Never a good idea. The most endearing thing about women to me is self-sufficiency and the ability to be happy with themselves. Throw in the added keen sense of humor and you have the whole package. If I was 30 years younger, taller and hott

Time is the infinite jest Both groups think that there is a God that has feelings, just different ones. William Manchester wrote a great section on Calvin in A World lit only by Fire. Now I always view the guy as a violent Prohibitionist that probably masterhated a hella lot. I really don't think Strat could handle all the rejection sales brings if he got so tiffy over such a minor event. I stressed for 3 weeks over a $3000 commission canceling and was happy when it finally did so it was over. I was just happy to have it resolved so I could move on and not stres

There is a ton of funny things about the Mormon church from secret ceremonies to extreme guilt but they have mastered the art of using their tax free status to accumulate wealth from shopping malls to real estate. I've always kinda regretted not being religious in that regard. Hell, I had to run a siding appointment yesterday and I don't know shit about it and sold a $10k siding job. Sat in my car and had someone help figure out how much I'd need etc. I'm sure I could have really cashed in if I was heartless enough to threaten eternal damnation and eternal orgasmic existence after death.

Profound high five

Well I turned on the TV last night and apparently what you really need is a castle and a few props to get women to lose their sanity.

Wow, nice. That's cool. I want to learn want you know.

Damn I'm tired. Busted but in the garden today. I'm finally about done and ready for the summer. A few touch ups and I'll be ready for the reveal party. I actually made ladder/window garden art today. I know you all are as anxious about it as you are all these wedding date fiascos but you'll just have to wait a little bit longer.

Dude, you should be pumped up. After all that rejection the odds of that happening another night just got slimmer.. Um poor choice of words but whatever. Keep asking and as you math geeks know, the law of averages play to your favor. On 2nd thought, you need to attend the Randy school of pick up lines and one night stands (with sex). Your approach needs work.

Hey, I get that Repbulicans are taking a lot of crap for promoting racism, sexism and homophobia on a daily basis and that they are constantly whining about people pointing it out. But you seem to be 2nd leveling that thought for some reason.

First half of the month I was crushing it. 2nd half has sucked so far. Hoping to turn that around today. http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=eddie+murphy+%22it's+showtime!+%22&fr=ipad&pcarrier=Verizon+Wireless&pmcc=311&pmnc=480 Lol. I have no idea how to paste videos any longer.

Sigh. Let's just stick with this problem before you change topics. Given that blacks were pidgeon-holed in communities and denied opportunities for centuries that have led to lasting problems, perhaps we should feel some obligation to make reparations, pay back what was stolen and denied them by spending some extra to improve the situation, e.g, improved schools that have been systematically poor. A higher EI tax credit.