Skeleton Jelly

I think these were my favorites:From the limbs of ancient live oaks moccasins hung like fat black sausages -- which are sometimes called boudin noir, black pudding or blood pudding, though why anyone would refer to a sausage as pudding is hard to understand and it is even more difficult to divine why a person would knowingly eat something made from dried blood in the first place -- but be that as it may, our tale is of voodoo and foul murder, not disgusting food. Jack BarryThe victim was a short man, with a face full of contradictions: amalgam, composite, dental porcelain, with both precious

Try this next time you feel like having some HH. If the diced bell pepper is too much effort, just leave it out. You don't even have to use the reduced fat stuff if you don't want.

Which is a completely different topic than what I was originally arguing against (the deliciousness of Hamburger Helper).

It tastes better!Also, I would dispute the time/effort/cost arguments as well. Obviously that's true for some meals, but it doesn't have to be the case.

I don't see why being married has anything to do with it.Real food just tastes better.

This thread's eating habits make me sad.Buy a cookbook and eat real food.

My idea for an animal-based horror movie would be to go away from the super fast and/or abnormally large types. Slow and normal-sized, that's the way to go. Like old school zombies that are just walking. Dawn of the Sloths. Imagine that. At first you're all like "oh noes a bunch of sloths are after me; I guess I'll saunter away." But they keep gaining on you! It's inexplicable. And then there's the sloth that you never saw coming who...I don't know what a sloth would do to you. Let me do some research (that's the mark of a good writer; always doing their research).Check out those claw

Do 6 meals.

From the producers ofHosteland one of the producers ofTexas Chainsaw MassacreThe "one of the producers" part makes me laugh.

I could make Hamburger Helper last for infinity meals on account of it being gross.

I used to be a no-signature guy. Then I found out how to block all the pictures. I'll probably switch back. I mean, it's the same 20 or so people that post here these days and I've seen their signatures already.

Yeah. Not these sharks yo

Strategy!

"Seacrest out" would've been better.It took me 7 1/2 hours to realize that, so I don't condemn you for not coming up with it on the spot.

There's such a thing as bear spray?I'm learning all kinds of things today.

Not that quick, I'd say.But yes, it did take them a while to get there. link

Wiki:Norwegian police do not carry firearms on a daily basis; they keep them locked down in the patrol cars, and if need arises they have to get permission by the police commissioner or someone authorized by him or her. If there is no time to contact a superior, a police officer may arm himself and anyone under his command. I sure hope this turns into another gun thread!

Don't even joke about hunting no man.

So you sold?

Say hi to Dr. Luka Kovač.Or Toni Kukoc.This is where my knowledge of Croatia ends.

As much sense as YOUR FACE.[/snappy comeback]

Do you mean that figuratively or is my image of Bob way off?FYI, that image is this:

How do I find him on Twitter?Note: I don't have a Twitter account.

Zach's life fascinates me.

I'd even be ok with more MightyLouse.