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Me and bizzle were at this game. Great stadium, Darvish is insanely entertaining. We sat behind home plate about 20 rows up and had a perfect view of the awesomeness.

Perfect. He kept his word on Libya so I'm going to trust him for now.

Day 3 Trip Report: Woke up and had the chicken n rice special at Cracker Barrel. Yum. Had a pretty crappy table all day but ran great in flips. Had 20k and doubled plus with AK > AQ > JJ aipf. Won 99 > AK to bust an old lady. Won a 100k pot with QQ > AK wherei turned queens full and needed it bc he rivered a rub it in Ace. Was cruising with 185k deep into day one then went card dead. Had one hilarious spot where I 3-bet QQ near the bubble and had to fold to a cold 4-bet shove. Nice guy though, he showed me the aces. Have 84,500 going into day 2 already in the mon

Trip Report Day 2: Started the morning with some Cracker Barrel breakfast so it was already a great day. Went to Winstar and registered for tomorrow. Played 2/5 for about 3-4 hours. Bought in for 400, cashed out a bit over 2k. Had some Asian maniac just hand me chips when I flopped a set of kings. Got a massage, dollar a minute here. What a deal. Went to the Rangers game with Bizzle. Saw Yu Darvish embarrass Twins hitters for six innings before falling apart. His curveball was ridiculous though, glad we sat behind home plate. Really nice stadium, good crowd. Tournament tom

Good job napa! God the 2/5 games here are amazing. I'll have some hands to post later.

Trip Report Day 1: Had a nice flight to Dallas. They served Thai chicken over rice and a delicious cheesecake for dessert. Plus, unlimited vodka sodas. I was a little too drunk though. Bizzle got us a room at the La Quinta near the Winstar casino. It's actually quite nice with free breakfast and a pool and a big fitness center for shredding. I'm going to play Day 1C tomorrow so today is cash games and relaxing. Maybe a movie. I haven't been to a movie theater in over a year. That's crazy to type. Edit: they import Palm beer from the Netherlands now. Try it Ron, you'l

Essay, I ran bad in the tournament, good at 2/5 NL which I'll always take. It was a crappy day here though. In the northeast, when it rains, it rains all day. Gross.

Your company sucks but you obviously played it right, Strat. I got an interview next Friday for an in-house position with QVC. I feel like that could be a hilarious place to work.

Cha Cha and Ron, check out the #dolphinssitcoms on twitter http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3831268?utm_hp_ref=miami

I'm 31 and unemployed. The bragging covers the tears.

I did make the second interview brv, respect the process. Getting a massage at the table right now. Muy relaxado.

I'm Jewish, we don't do likeable. I didn't make the cut for a pretty cool job with United HealthCare so that might help. I'll definitely do a trip report.

Woke up 35 minutes ago. Ate some red curry over brown rice. Hitting the gym then noon tournament at Parx. Got my flight to Dallas upgraded, leave tomorrow. Good times.

She is cooking, doing all the stuff for Eli and now doing our laundry. We are basically stealing. It's great.

We chose well on the nanny front. Eli liked her instantly; she didn't need my help figuring out anything and the thai food she is making smells amazing.

I don't want to be on a deserted island. **** the outdoors.

I ran outdoors on this cool path by the water with my dog. He's a pug so we both sounded like 95 year old men at the conclusion but it was a good workout.

You either pick Frau or you pick three dudes. You kind of have to exclude her to make it interesting. Ron (talk about Florida), speedz (he's like half a doctor), and Cha Cha to make up time killing activities. Plus with no survivalist we wouldn't linger until insanity sets in.

I wasn't going to say anything.

I said America not South Canada, hoser.

Oh no, Ronald, I went to a rich prick boarding school in Connecticut. Those Florida private schools just weren't upper crust enough.

That's because there were only 9 boys at Hickory High, right? I probably went to one of the few high schools in America where the varsity hockey team was the big deal.

I hate her. What a ****.

Part time. I'll be in Oklahoma next week for a tournament. I'll (hopefully) have some job interviews. I have to go down to Florida in a few weeks for some family stuff. Plus, we will (hopefully) need someone full time if/when I find employment. So, we are just getting the ball rolling. The plan is only to use her a day or two a week at most for the time being. Also, what Thera said.

None of the candidates are hot. The young white girl with that tattoos is "ok" but the thai woman is definitely the leader in the clubhouse right now. We are going to offer her $100/day and see what she says. We are interviewing one more woman today but we both really liked the thai lady.