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will the sats be in the reg tourn lobby fell?or will they set up a seperate lobby for sats?thanks, and looking forward to the tourneyslol, I'm clueless, didn't realize Danny N owned any part of CardPlayer.Satellites to the preliminary events will be run the week before the events themselves. Satellites to the Main Event will be run starting one hour after every prelim event on GamesGrid (you can multitable).The traffic isnt huge yet, but I'm hoping this will help
And I'm expecting 100+ players for the early prelim events, 50-60 for the higher buyin prelims, and planning for 100-200 for the Main Event (mostly satellite qualifiers)Fell -
a couple a months ago you were a micro limit wanna bequick transformation to "high buy in" tourneys (LMFAO)keep flaming the new posters though, good jobmommy tuck you in yet?
5-10 LHE on partypoker, username is foldequity/justblaze112/smellmuth. I play 5-8 hours a day, come find me. You can also find me playing low stakes rebuys, $36+3 satellites, and large buy in limit tournies on stars as smellmuth.
I think you are ignorant. Tell you what fella... what is your username and what levels u play on Party? I will look you up some time and we play some poker? Hows about that? Not a challenge, not saying I will wipe up, just saying I will look you up some time. Deal?
dude, seriously, wtf?my criteria for flaming is that you have to be mentally retarded. you fit the bill, as do most of the people that post on general.i guess it is geeky to only flame the dumb ones. *shrugs*I sense your hostility is born out of frustration. Frustration that you are coming off badly. Unnecassarily negative in the first instance (your first post) , thoroughly geeky (criteria for flaming) in the second instance and aggressive (censored dolt) in the third. Apparently this is your turf and I am out of my depth. Let me offer an olive branch. I call it quits if you do. I dont wanna take on a big hitter in an argument over nothing. I dont want to alienate myself against such luminary posters as Justblaze and you good self. I just wanna get on.peace? -
LOL :roll:several points:1 - this isnt the most common thread on forums. 'such-and-such site is rigged', online conspiracies, and juiced flop posts are way more common. 2 - not a good way to start your posting career. if you realize the irony of starting a thread to talk about how many threads are being started, use your brain and dont post the damn thread. 3 - go away. -
when I tell you my wife thinks I am insane because i burst out laughing at random moments during the day.this may have been the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum.I laugh out loud when I think of this.ron mexico, your a sick manI think he's jealous of our passionate love affair and the occasional three ways we have with speedz. He wants to join since wifey is gone. I'll allow it only if he promises to write about it afterwards. Something along the lines of this:As Royal removed his Roots Canadian shirt, revealing a washboard stomach, Rom Mexico immediately stood at attention. Paco the pool boy felt strangely out of place, yet was frozen. All three then embraced in a kiss for what seemed like hours. Only then did Paco utter his first words in English, someone put a c0ck in me now. -
fell, when will the satelites start,thanks
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nope, only you have the correct way to play :roll:ive made a killing playing $215 sunday sats and selling the T$. People have no idea what a proper satellite strategy is and proper bubble play. Its just a way easier tournament to beat. -
still broke?lolcrushing now, clown
what, you think you can sneak a comment in at 6am while im not looking? get back to dealing the cards, pal. you still broke?
I see your still at it no girlfriend or life yet.keep plugging thoughone day soon, untill than take out your sexual frustrations on the forum. what a sap
you didnt need to come out of the woodwork to tell us you were stupid. we already knew that. And that was most definitely lee jones. you know very little about anything.I guess I have to come out of the woodwork and speak my mind on this.first of all, let me say, obviously, I dont know the op at all so anything I say I dont mean to sound rude to him.couple of things though......1. the lee jones post-------no shot this was lee jones. do you think the manager of pokerstars would embaress himself and challenge people to call cards for money?come on, someone know that a man with that position would not go about this like that.2. pokerpal post------ very simply, no chance this was a rep from pokerpal.3. time discrepencies----- 2 hours to 20 minutes4. it was working, but now since I have an audience, it has stopped!!!!!everyone has told lies, i have carried out lies for a lot longer than 23 pages of writing. to say the op would not defend it this long is crazy. I have carried lies for years. tell me you have not, somewhere along the line.all the pieces to this puzzle add up that its a lie. thats just my opinion. again, to the op, I dont care either way, so dont take this to heart.I just think your lying. but who cares.later -
LOL hmmmmm pay 30.00 and win a tshirt or pay 30.00 and win 300.00its so close.........Okay- I'm going to do an ESPN league because I chose ESPN. Thus my idea. Thus JizzHisFist can go play with Yahoofans. And yes, Yahoo Fantasy Football blows badly. It is too funny, how people who come to this board to worship some kid who plays for $500,000 a match at poker and can't turn in enough deposit cans to pony up $30+ dollars for anything. So while your doing your sad -list draft- on yahoo and playing Free Pogo Poker with your imaginary $500,000 Pogo tokens, the people who sit at the Big People table during Xmas Dinner will be busy playing serious ESPN Fantasy Football.And as explained in the earlier posts, ONLY people interested in playing PAY ESPN Fantasy Football NEED APPLY HERE. If you want to plug a different leaague on a different board, then fire up your own thread. All the penny pincher, Danny WANNABEES, but will NEVERBEES can E-mail JizzFist and YAHOO AWAY.I have spoken!!! -
I see your still at it no girlfriend or life yet.keep plugging thoughone day soon, untill than take out your sexual frustrations on the forum. what a sap
you didnt need to come out of the woodwork to tell us you were stupid. we already knew that. And that was most definitely lee jones. you know very little about anything.I guess I have to come out of the woodwork and speak my mind on this.first of all, let me say, obviously, I dont know the op at all so anything I say I dont mean to sound rude to him.couple of things though......1. the lee jones post-------no shot this was lee jones. do you think the manager of pokerstars would embaress himself and challenge people to call cards for money?come on, someone know that a man with that position would not go about this like that.2. pokerpal post------ very simply, no chance this was a rep from pokerpal.3. time discrepencies----- 2 hours to 20 minutes4. it was working, but now since I have an audience, it has stopped!!!!!everyone has told lies, i have carried out lies for a lot longer than 23 pages of writing. to say the op would not defend it this long is crazy. I have carried lies for years. tell me you have not, somewhere along the line.all the pieces to this puzzle add up that its a lie. thats just my opinion. again, to the op, I dont care either way, so dont take this to heart.I just think your lying. but who cares.later -
I guess I have to come out of the woodwork and speak my mind on this.first of all, let me say, obviously, I dont know the op at all so anything I say I dont mean to sound rude to him.couple of things though......1. the lee jones post-------no shot this was lee jones. do you think the manager of pokerstars would embaress himself and challenge people to call cards for money?come on, someone know that a man with that position would not go about this like that.2. pokerpal post------ very simply, no chance this was a rep from pokerpal.3. time discrepencies----- 2 hours to 20 minutes4. it was working, but now since I have an audience, it has stopped!!!!!everyone has told lies, i have carried out lies for a lot longer than 23 pages of writing. to say the op would not defend it this long is crazy. I have carried lies for years. tell me you have not, somewhere along the line.all the pieces to this puzzle add up that its a lie. thats just my opinion. again, to the op, I dont care either way, so dont take this to heart.I just think your lying. but who cares.later
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located in the thread "justblaze this is for you"
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tell ya what I will make it real easy for youTHIS IS MY LAST POST EVERGOOD BYEgood luck with the (lol)pokerif you call it pokerapologies to steve7stud, wrto, royal tour and aseem, the only ones who actually know anything about the gamesee ya
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and doing either of the two makes you more of a man?or just as childish as me?what an idiothows your foot taste bozoI'm torn between deciding what to do...completely ignore you because all of your posts are childish so I could just stay away from anything with your name on it since you're not worth the time...or I could follow you around and ever single time you post just leave you a little message reminding you that you're a scared little girl...they both have their benefits. -
I've never actually met an adult who would make fun of someone for 'being 20'... I don't really understand it...secondly, I've never met someone who would claim that I have no life... but they do... let's see here..I... joined on January 20th 2005.... I have 325 posts.....YOU... joined on March 2nd... about a MONTH AND A HALF later than I did.... and you have almost 500 posts.... what does this tell you about who has more of a life? hmmm?these two combinations... along with the fact that you've done the typical "challenge to heads-up, no show" thing makes me think that you yourself are not even 21 yet....no one over the age of 25 would make fun of people for being 20.. it doesnt make since.... no one would accuse everyone else on a forum that he himself is on of not having a life... I'm sure we all have just as much of a life as you do.and you did the scared E-Thug no show... you're probably 15 aren't you?no wonder you can't play. you don't even have a bank account yet.[/quote I am actually 12 years oldgood detective worknot making fun of 20 year oldsjust punkass 20 year oldsand I can assure you in the life department against meyour drawing stone deadand oh yeah, last time i checked im pretty sure i have a bank account LOL
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I AM richard simmonsSplash, you are the epitome of cock suckers in this world.If you and Richard Simmons were standing next to eachother and I was asked to point out the cock sucker, my finger would be point to you.You pull out faster than a guy who realizes he's doing a hermaphrodite. -
if the forum has spoken than I bid you all farewell.lolsteve7stud if you ever get around to reading this mess, pm me about coming to vegas and playing some hours together if you want. im pretty sure im done posting to these little wanna besone word for splashmaster:
YOU backed outYOU didn't showjustblaze has done everything in his power to set this up, and you sit back and make up bad excuses.AGAIN, this old guy in the picture, the rest of the people on this forum, and I would like you to -
let me take a shot ummm your roughly 17-20 years oldactually think that I have shame and care what you thinkyou can flame me all you want, I think it s fun(in case you havnt noticed)and yes if you say so I am the tiniest little girl on this forum.do you have a tissue?my feelings are hurt.you must be taking out some fat aggresion or skin hunger, somethings not right, for you to care so much about this heads up match.dont worry, you will find a girl someday( most likely) than all your frustrations will be over. you can teach her how to hope that 2 guys play a heads up match, so you can sit in front of it and watch.nicelife
what a f*ckin censored you are... I can not believe this... and as soon as he does transfer money, you're not going to...because pstars will probably 'freeze' your account... and if they don'twell the I.R.S might track you down for all of the transferring that's going on like maybe you're laundering money...or well I don't know... what if the sky starts falling and all of the poker sites crash and you lose your $200..pretty much all that you're saying to everyone here is...."I am no different than any of the other 'E-Thugs' who have come on here and challenged players to heads-up matches and than backed out because I only have one testicle. I am sorry I wasted all of your time, but I'm a whiny little b1tch who is going to make every excuse not to play that I can because I don't want to make a fool of myself"sorry bro... but your dreams of 'never being flamed again' aren't ever gonna happen now, you just made yourself out to be the biggest d1ck, and tiniest little girl on this forum.... you're gonna have to re-register with a different name to get rid of this shame.
your stupid right?that was trhe original problemhe does not care if I quit, however I DO care if he quits after 2 gameslast time I am ever talking about this againthe only way I play a best of 7 is if we both transfer the moneynow stfu and go back to jagging off all your pillowbiting friends on this forumread attn splashmaster again censored...he's come up with a perfect solution for this... no transfer... just play.$100 a pop.... no problem...something tells me you have some other excuse though. -
your stupid right?that was trhe original problemhe does not care if I quit, however I DO care if he quits after 2 gameslast time I am ever talking about this againthe only way I play a best of 7 is if we both transfer the moneynow stfu and go back to jagging off all your pillowbiting friends on this forumread attn splashmaster again censored...he's come up with a perfect solution for this... no transfer... just play.$100 a pop.... no problem...something tells me you have some other excuse though. -
LOL" oh sorry guys, I was away from the computer again for a second... yep... I just signed right off of there and went running out of my house... you see... I have a life... so I was gone... because I have a life... you guys with no lives probably stay by your computer on this forum... but fortunately for me... I have a life. so it doesn't matter.... anyways... I'm back now, but I see that justblaze has logged off... I guess we can't play... oh well... I have a life"err....... LIFE! -
its quite sad that you think I need the respect of you people.and my life will get along fine LOLbut thanks for the kind words, I'll try to make it through the night, even though I dont have the respect of 16-20 year olds though.I just caught the vomit in my mouth, so Im ok
He is. You are the one making things difficult and/or backing out.Can you not see this? I'm just being logical. You were online when blaze was on stars, because you posted here. Then you never showed up. Then when he logged off you posted that he wasn't on there. He got back on there. You had something to do. You conveniently post here whenever he is not on Stars, it seems. C'mon Splash. I'm sure you're better than this. Just make it work, it should not be that hard. Tell ya what, give me your money and I'll flippin' play the series as you. At least you'll gain respect for playing, and you can go on with your life.
i love how you think your pinning me for backing out. lolgood luck to yawell, im done for the night. splash, you clearly are an absolute farce of a man. here, my Empire name is justblaze112, my party name is smellmuth, my fulltilt name is smellmuth, my stars name is smellmuth, my pokerchamps name is justblaze15. if you want to play me you know where to find me. Until then, STFU. -
yet i make excuses?lol why dont we just play without the whole transferring thing? I honestly dont care if you quit me, 100$ is nothing. i will play you all night long, i really dont care. -
thats fine if I see the $$$ transferred I will do the samewhy don't you both transfer someone $250?Justblaze can send it to one of the guys of your choosing... and you have to send it to another guy of Justblaze's choosing... that way if someone backs out they can't get their deposit back....but if you play all 7 matches then the money will be transferred back to it's rightful owners...how come you're saying that just blaze has to send it to someone else but you won'tbasically you're a scared little girl who can't afford to give up $250 so you're trying to pin it like it's the other guys' fault...Justblaze has made every effort to get this thing going... and then all of a sudden we're sitting at a table at Dr.whatshisface shows up saying.."hey, transfer me $250" who the censored in their right mind would agree to that? -
i love how you think your pinning me for backing out. lolgood luck to yawell, im done for the night. splash, you clearly are an absolute farce of a man. here, my Empire name is justblaze112, my party name is smellmuth, my fulltilt name is smellmuth, my stars name is smellmuth, my pokerchamps name is justblaze15. if you want to play me you know where to find me. Until then, STFU. -
let me say this for the last time.just because you post on this forum, does not mean I know you. I am not the type of person to send money to a stranger, especially ones who constantly flame me. even jay web has taken his shots at me.my current bankroll on pokerstars is 578.00.I will play justblaze when I see 250.00 has been transferred into 1 of 3 accounts. I will tell him the usernames( and real names and adresses) if this is not good enough than I am done. if you people want to take it as I backed out than that is totally fine with me.Im playing on fulltilt tonight in the wsop bracelet race tourney at 8:59 pacific. anyone wanting to discuss this further can find me there. if I am flamed once I will instantly turn off my observer chat and you can talk to yourself.whatever
They are going to play a best of 7. So there was going to be a deposit, so one player doesnt win the first 2 and leave. Splah won't transfer it to JDub to hold, he wanted his good friend to hold it. Blaze said JDub is fine, or anyone else on the forums that is known.What does money transferring have to do with two ppl playing some heads up poker? Does one party not have the money to back his mouth?
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