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Everything posted by hank213
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One penis per fantasy rule. Allowed? No. Do I? Again no. I barely have the energy to disappoint one woman in bed let alone two.
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summer hart aka ousweetheart
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Ron, Since our mutual redhead sex object has started going pretty much full pornstar, I wonder if she escorts too? I know she moved to Vegas a few years back. Hmmm......
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I've said my piece.
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you know, now that you posted this exact response I wish I would've added my commentary to that post as I originally intended but felt the quotes were sufficient. essentially it was something like this: "just because he says racist shit, does racist shit, and aligns himself with racist shits doesn't mean he's a racist. we can't know his heart and only god can judge.
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What Is The Last Movie You Saw?
hank213 replied to Alter-Ego's topic in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music
You only watched it to see Chris Pine's dong. -
napa, this is not how you sleep your way to the middle. --edit sadly, there is no cast for that.
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I also got the county commish I voted for. Everything else was in the toilet. I don't know who I wanted to see gone more: Fischer or Fartenberry.
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pro tip: fight club quotes on your profile will not get you laid.
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they're unraveling. 22 unanswered ffs --edit apparently me bitching was all it took lol
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What Is The Last Movie You Saw?
hank213 replied to Alter-Ego's topic in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music
venom it was bad. the director/hardy couldn't decide if they wanted the main character to be a hapless, semi-retarded, shlub or an intelligent, street wise cynic. -
the gang solves the bathroom problem cracked me up.
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ron's still around but sparingly. speedz got all domesticated and shit by the little wife. beans, well I assume beans either finally bought the farm from a heart attack, went into hiding from some scam gone awry, or got too damn rich to bother with us any more.
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It's only a 3 day weekend for the socialist rich banker types and public sector apparatchiks. The rest of will be clocking in and grinding away as per the usual.
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It's Always Sunny
hank213 replied to nickforgot's topic in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music
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It's Always Sunny
hank213 replied to nickforgot's topic in Entertainment: Television, Movies & Music
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I too have WF. Have you actually gotten cash from a WF ATM in Vegas? When I searched on their site 5 or 6 years ago there weren't very many locations in Vegas proper, mostly the burbs, and they didn't have any listed on the strip. So instead of paying vig you're paying fare/car rental to get there? Just fly with cash you mopes. I feel safer flying with 5 grand than driving through yokelsville, iomokanneb thanks to asset forfeiture.
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I typically check my main bag (free on southwest yo) and keep my computer bag with me. I have a clip that holds my ID, a credit card (and players card when I'm tooling around so I don't have to carry my full wallet), enough cash for drinks/eats at the airport and cab fare to the hotel that I keep on me and the bankroll goes in the computer bag. You put your bankroll in your checked bag and you're begging to have a bad time. You try to withdraw cash in Vegas and you're going to pay a healthy vig. Assuming your cards don't decline for fraud prevention and shut you out entirely. I don't think any
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One tip: do not eat at Harvest.
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Because they use a freshly shuffled deck each hand when he sat at the table he was getting "my hand" and I was getting "the dealer hand" and the dealer was getting a fresh hand. Once I dropped out he was still getting "my hand" and the dealer went back to getting their own. Sometimes I'm just riffing. Can I riff? CAN I RIFF? dealer qualifies with Q high which means if you beat the Q high you get paid on both the ante and the play bets. if they don't qualify you only get paid on the ante bet. not sure why you would play J high...if there is a mathematical strategy to that let me know
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Sit down at an empty 3 card poker table at the bellagio. 15 min bet so I'm playing 5 on the 6 card hand bonus, 5 on pair plus bonus, and 15 each on ante and play. running fairly well. start off with a boat for a nice 5 card hand payout. hit some other hands. then along comes el borracho and sits down in first base. play about a dozen more hands and neither of us is doing too well so I color up (~+250) and wait for my cocktail to come back. wouldn't you know it, about 3 hands later this cabron hits a 5 card royal flush for 1000 to 1 payout good for 5 grand. if he would've waited another 30 mins