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hank213

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  1. One penis per fantasy rule. Allowed? No. Do I? Again no. I barely have the energy to disappoint one woman in bed let alone two.
  2. Ron, Since our mutual redhead sex object has started going pretty much full pornstar, I wonder if she escorts too? I know she moved to Vegas a few years back. Hmmm......
  3. you know, now that you posted this exact response I wish I would've added my commentary to that post as I originally intended but felt the quotes were sufficient. essentially it was something like this: "just because he says racist shit, does racist shit, and aligns himself with racist shits doesn't mean he's a racist. we can't know his heart and only god can judge.
  4. napa, this is not how you sleep your way to the middle. --edit sadly, there is no cast for that.
  5. I also got the county commish I voted for. Everything else was in the toilet. I don't know who I wanted to see gone more: Fischer or Fartenberry.
  6. pro tip: fight club quotes on your profile will not get you laid.
  7. they're unraveling. 22 unanswered ffs --edit apparently me bitching was all it took lol
  8. venom it was bad. the director/hardy couldn't decide if they wanted the main character to be a hapless, semi-retarded, shlub or an intelligent, street wise cynic.
  9. the gang solves the bathroom problem cracked me up.
  10. ron's still around but sparingly. speedz got all domesticated and shit by the little wife. beans, well I assume beans either finally bought the farm from a heart attack, went into hiding from some scam gone awry, or got too damn rich to bother with us any more.
  11. It's only a 3 day weekend for the socialist rich banker types and public sector apparatchiks. The rest of will be clocking in and grinding away as per the usual.
  12. I too have WF. Have you actually gotten cash from a WF ATM in Vegas? When I searched on their site 5 or 6 years ago there weren't very many locations in Vegas proper, mostly the burbs, and they didn't have any listed on the strip. So instead of paying vig you're paying fare/car rental to get there? Just fly with cash you mopes. I feel safer flying with 5 grand than driving through yokelsville, iomokanneb thanks to asset forfeiture.
  13. I typically check my main bag (free on southwest yo) and keep my computer bag with me. I have a clip that holds my ID, a credit card (and players card when I'm tooling around so I don't have to carry my full wallet), enough cash for drinks/eats at the airport and cab fare to the hotel that I keep on me and the bankroll goes in the computer bag. You put your bankroll in your checked bag and you're begging to have a bad time. You try to withdraw cash in Vegas and you're going to pay a healthy vig. Assuming your cards don't decline for fraud prevention and shut you out entirely. I don't think any
  14. Because they use a freshly shuffled deck each hand when he sat at the table he was getting "my hand" and I was getting "the dealer hand" and the dealer was getting a fresh hand. Once I dropped out he was still getting "my hand" and the dealer went back to getting their own. Sometimes I'm just riffing. Can I riff? CAN I RIFF? dealer qualifies with Q high which means if you beat the Q high you get paid on both the ante and the play bets. if they don't qualify you only get paid on the ante bet. not sure why you would play J high...if there is a mathematical strategy to that let me know
  15. Sit down at an empty 3 card poker table at the bellagio. 15 min bet so I'm playing 5 on the 6 card hand bonus, 5 on pair plus bonus, and 15 each on ante and play. running fairly well. start off with a boat for a nice 5 card hand payout. hit some other hands. then along comes el borracho and sits down in first base. play about a dozen more hands and neither of us is doing too well so I color up (~+250) and wait for my cocktail to come back. wouldn't you know it, about 3 hands later this cabron hits a 5 card royal flush for 1000 to 1 payout good for 5 grand. if he would've waited another 30 mins
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