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Can you please explain to me where this slowplay occured??? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the KK player raised pre-flop, then raised on the flop. Maybe my poker dictionary is different from yours, but that doesn't exactly read like a slowplay to me.If by slowplay you mean he didn't move all-in pre-flop (like that ridiculous strategy that has gained so much popularity here) I guess we just have different meanings for the same word.You are correct, it is not technically slow playing.I really didn't make myself very clear. What I meant really is that I think you need to bet more than 3 times th

Little slick is KQ suited, not 23 suited.So what is A2?A2 is sometimes called Hunting Season because aces are bullets and 2's are ducks. Not nearly the quality of the nickname as for the Q3 "San Fransico Busboy" because it is a Queen with a Tray!Very nice! :-) ____________________________________________________________www.pokulator.com check the odds, raise your game

Hold Em,When's your book coming out?

Can you please explain to me where this slowplay occured??? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the KK player raised pre-flop, then raised on the flop. Maybe my poker dictionary is different from yours, but that doesn't exactly read like a slowplay to me.If by slowplay you mean he didn't move all-in pre-flop (like that ridiculous strategy that has gained so much popularity here) I guess we just have different meanings for the same word.You are correct, it is not technically slow playing.I really didn't make myself very clear. What I meant really is that I think you need to bet more than 3 times th

and then he wrecked his bike. then you pulled over and he kicked your dog off of a bridge. That woulda been funny. Maybe even in a movie.If windows rolled down quickly I would have, and that would have been fun too, but they don't so, I couldn't, so I didn't.The End!

I PROMISE YOU that this is no type of scam. and i ask you all again, WHY would i scam someone for $2?!?!?!? $2???this is such a bad situation and it is soooooo frustrating. i truly wish there was a way to prove this.Please morons try to scam one person for 1 mill geniuses scam a million people for a dollarget a life or go blow ron and earn your money like a manExactly!Ever get one of those send $1.00 to the ten people on this list etc. etc. scams?I ask the OP again, is there nobody else in your life that you could go and ask for and get money?I truly pity you if the only place you can go and g

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Uhhhh god I hope not!

yes, that homeless ppl dont have can openers...Sure they do back in their warm condo's.That's funny give a homeless person a can.I guess they should just bang the shit out of it cave man style till it opens.

Wow you are too much.Okay first of all I believe and hope that we are all the butt of a very dumb practical joke.If by some very long stretch of the imagination and you really are posting here looking for a couple of bucks for Grampa.Give me a fucking break!!!Even if you are for real, what you don't know anybody else in your life, relative, friend, co-worker, etc. etc. etc. that could loan you the money to fulfill Grampa's dying wish.Man, and you guys were whining about having had wasted 3 minutes of your life reading my dumb coffee story.At least it was free, this ass monkey wants money for h

OMGThat is wrong on sooooo many levels!

This week if I play I am going all in and will bust out almost immediately with 2, 3 off suit!!This is for Just Blaze, and that moron that makes fun of Mentally Retarded people with his Avatar, can't remember his name nor does he deserve any more recognition then I have already afforded him.I will fold kings and aces pre-flop as we all know they do not hold up.

Not larger as in I got my dick stuck in the conveyor and now it is several inches longer.Look at your hand, see the puffy part where your thumb is? Yes I know someone will flame me and explain the medical term for the freaking puffy part.I have no idea what you call it, just above the palm.Well if I hold my right and my left hands palm up the puffy part of my left hand is slightly puffier than the right.This is where my hand stopped and couldn't/wouldn't go any further without crushing every bone in my hand, which btw, I thought it would and flattening my hand Roger Rabbit cartoon style.

It really is funny that no matter what anybody on this forum says, it can and many times will be misconstrued.So now my statements make me a fish. We can make this very simple, so the thread can go gently into the night.I AM A FISH!There now that I have admitted it, clearly there should no longer be a need to discuss it further. If I were a betting man, and I am though, I would bet that you will keep it alive just the same.

given your grammar errors and mis-spelling of 'copyright', i wouldnt be too concerned with someone stealing your work.I am tired and have way too much going on right now and the way I wrote copyright, looked messed up but I had a complete brain block.I make mistakes, unlike you and admit them when I make them.Thanks for the feedback it is really and truly treasured and appreciated it.You are an ass! That one is free, please feel free to take those words and use them anytime you like, no copy write infringement charges will be brought against you by me.Enjoymeh, sue me all you want. you'll hav

given your grammar errors and mis-spelling of 'copyright', i wouldnt be too concerned with someone stealing your work.I am tired and have way too much going on right now and the way I wrote copyright, looked messed up but I had a complete brain block.I make mistakes, unlike you and admit them when I make them.Thanks for the feedback it is really and truly treasured and appreciated it.You are an ass! That one is free, please feel free to take those words and use them anytime you like, no copy write infringement charges will be brought against you by me.Enjoy

I love this forum!!You guys are all too funny.Yes Royal sales are certainly in my blood.Okay different story much quicker and not funny but I can laugh now.Years ago got my hand caught in one of those conveyor belts that move freight in warehouses.The big steel roller couldn't move any more because my hand was in all the way up to my wrist.Big OSHA violation, the off switch which should be within my reach wasn't. Someone else turned off the machine, hand still wouldn't come out, had to reverse the machine to extract my hand.Only thing went through my mind the whole time was the short story by

Come on, lets not get off topic and stop making fun of the OP...Wow flying, I have no idea what I did to piss in your Wheaties but keep on keepin' on brother.Think what you will, make as much fun of me as you like. I want folks that are ignorant like you to be at all my tables!

Another line for the "Things fish say thread..."lol

wtf?? do you even know who brett is? you clown. you suck a holdem, that's the reason you play 7 card studeat shit and die!I have had the pleasure of playing with him on PS a few times. Not too talkative, or typative (yes a new word, just coined, look for it soon in the new dictionary) since he has chat off.I will check out your link Brett.

Come on now DNA, hell what did it take 3 minutes to read?I didn't say that it was like Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld good, but I had to have some filler material in there.Otherwise it would have read something like this:I drank some coffee and had to cough and it went all over the place.The End.Shorter yes!Easier to read, yes!Funnier than the original, I think not.

No I play it because, guys like you will never, ever see it coming.You have to mix up your game. Do I play it all the time?Of course not!Would I have kept playing it after the flop if the flop had not been so nearly perfect for me?Of course not!Everyone is entitled to their opinion, you included.I will tell you that I have a great deal of confidence in my game at this point. That does not mean that I don't make mistakes and misplay hands, I do.If you never play anything but the hands that are "by the book" you will never make as much money as you could if you mix up your game.If you want to

Okay first a couple of quick disclaimers and then a request to the moderators.This is not about Poker! I know it does not belong here! It is here because this is the highest traffic area on the site. So I know the mods will and should move this post.I would ask that you wait until the end of the day before you move it, because it is amusing at my expense and if you move it right away very few people will see it, and we can all use a good laugh.Second disclaimer; do NOT be drinking anything when you read this because you may end up with liquid spewing forth from your nose!!And now without fu

I have 3 interesting topics for poker articles that I pretty much have already written in my head, I just need to commit them to paper.First, I am looking for a recommendation as to where I should go first with these articles, Gutshotpoker? Larry the site you write for?I have no idea if Card Player accepts freelance work or not. Any advice here from anyone would be greatly appreciated.Here is a question that Smash, Larry or anyone of you that has written before can hopefully help me with.How do I go about copy writing my articles to protect them from someone taking them and submitting them t

Thanks Teneight!Sorry I was a complete dick to you in previous posts. You have clearly shown improved maturity and I should and will do the same moving forward.