IPlayTheBoard

I've been reading this thread all morning and dying of laughter. I've only gotten about 20 pages in, but decided I should register and post a story.Playing a $6 SNG, I'm the short stack in the BB with 5 players left. Everyone folds to the SB who completes and I just check my Q 9 os.Flop comes 999, check-check.Turn 5, check-check.River 10, checked to me. At this point I figure my chances of getting anything out of them are slim, so on the hopes that maybe they're a total fish I give them the old "You slowplaying a 9?" and wait a few seconds before making the minimum bet. They come over the top