LadyGhey

Yep and YEP.So Wang: you, Jenny and Maggie are walking over a bridge, when the evil troll lurking below pops out and makes scary noises. He demands female flesh for his dinner. Both girls wail "Derek help, save me". Mr Troll is getting impatient. He snaps "Derek, which of these sluts shall I devour?". He is letting you choose. Which one will you recommend to the troll?

Yeah I don't get any of this.

Hot dogs + internet cafe = cyber dogz. Anywhere selling vegetarian corn dogs and local beer = me pigging out.

You obviously skipped the part where we have make up sex.

It's all real food of course. I just don't need bacon and don't want bacon, so why would I eat fake bacon? I only tried it because the crazy owner of a vegan hot dog place (cyber dogz in Seattle) forced me to.

Double post? I'll take the opportunity to apologise for my clumsy typing and lack of editing. I'm on my touch so it's too hard to check my work.

I as the girl? First I may try to test boyfriend by asking in a casual way if he has ever kept stuff from a previous relationship. This gives an opportunity to raise the subject without drawing criticism for snooping, and even if he guesses what my inspiration was he is likely too busy defending himself to scold me. Now either he lies - go to step 2 -, evades the question - go to step 2 -, or tells the truth - go to step 3Step 2: rather than ask directly i might concoct a lie. I was looking for something reasonable and happened to look in the drawer. I saw the ex junk. If he previously lied h

I grew up with my mum cooking awesome leek and potato soup - veggie of course - so here is my advice. 1. I think I posted that recipe in this thread once so have a look and see if you can find that. I would but I'm on my touch. 2. Only purée half the soup, leave the rest chunky. The texture of the potato chunks and the slight crunch of sauteed leek adds so much to this dish. 3. We used to grate mature cheddar on ours which is delicious with it. You can easily pair this soup with a kind of cheese on toast style side. Grilled cheese is ok, upmarket style i.e toasted crostini with cheddar melted

Also: THIS.

I'm a real girl so here is the real answer:1. I would feel jealous, upset and slightly betrayed. Why does my boyfriend need this stuff when he has an awesome new girlfriend like me? Clearly he is still holding on to this ex. 2. A box of stuff tucked away in a cupboard is fine. A nightstand drawer is readily accessible at all times - why keep this stuff there unless he wants to look at it fairly often? He hasn't let go. 3. Surely that drawer could be put to better use. Perhaps it could be cleared to make room for my sexy negligie for instance. Why is she still occupying such a convenient and us

Even reading this made me laugh out loud. Is there any question that the Simpsons is one of the best TV shows of all time, no matter how bad it has gotten in recent years? I think not.

It's really frustrating because that one guy made the choice to do a deliberate handball and get sent off. Ghana should have had that goal, but his cheating gave Uruguay a second chance they didn't deserve.

Yeah. Penalties sure are a nailbiter. I want/ed Ghana to win so of course they won't/didn't.

Can we have a rule where anyone ElG approves of is automatically excluded from the running? Because this list.... this is a horrible list. Especially Bobby Flay. I mean, really?

Oops I missed that ruling. Ignore the corpses then. Also I submit: Maury Povich.p.s. Nah, you don't win, but you're close.

I would never date a guy called Jeff, sorry. I can confirm that loogie is nothing at all akin to Seth Rogan. I like this idea, but we all know the result anyway. Shall I give my ideas?Actor - Jimmy Stewart, Humphrey Bogart, Stephen Fry, Steve MartinMusician - Louis Armstrong, Roland Rahsaan KirkAthlete - None of themOther - Werner Herzog, Zack Morris, Rob Delaney (if you don't know who he is, watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mNkzDEKyw)No, I didn't read most of the other submissions. Sorry if I repeated anyone. Fourth. Hmm... tie? Don't encourage her, though.

Why don't you ask me, nosy parker?Strat and I met right here in this thread, which I consider my own personal pool of eligible bachelors. A few months later he and I met in person. Then we met in person again, and another time after that. Almost a year later I did my year abroad at his college. Then we broke up last year, and that's the deal with that. All broked up. So, Yorke, are you coming to England any time soon? ..........

Aww, you think loogie is the coolest guy in the world? Know what though, he definitely is one of the coolest people I've met. We ended up hanging out for 9 hours which wasn't really planned. Only a few of those hours were spent boning though; most of the time we were bitching about all of you.

Did you tell her she's fat again? You asshole. Don't bother cooking her a nice romantic dinner, you'll only make it worse.Nothing says sorry like a really well-thought out letter or card. "Write from the heart" saying nice stuff about her and apologising. More effective than gifts which only "bribe" her rather than using good old emotional guilt to secure forgiveness.

Brag post: Just found out that I got a First Class degree. That's like a 4.0, the best grade you can get. I am a straight up balla.

It's only weird because it's my ex-boyfriend. I have no problem with porn, as we all know. The other day my dream invented a lesbian porn star called Adora Amore. So take THAT for prudishness or something.

Can I just say how awkward and gross it is for me to read this? p.s. don't pretend you look at it for the comments, we all see through that.

Oh I see. Nah. And Milner is probably the worst player on the England team aside from Heskey, though I do hate Batty as well and thought he was shit in the last game. Everton won't win anything. Nope.I was going to say Manchester City. They've been breaking through the past few seasons and have finished in or almost in the top 4 in the league. They are contenders, but by no means favourites. Truth is though I only follow Chelsea, so all the people above who spoke like they knew stuff probably know more about those teams than I do. Except Joey, of course. How long will you be here for?How muc

GODDAMNIT JON I SAID NO WEST WING SPOILERS HOW HARD IS IT PWEAIRHCQW8O3RUQ[0NSeriously. Quit it. I haven't even started watching yet.

O hay guys