Naismith

Guys, I e-mailed FTP regarding some security issues. Essentially, so many accounts are getting frozen for a variety of reasons, I wanted to be clear about sweat sessions and their stance on AIM.Here was my e-mail:"I have a couple of questions regarding Heads Up NL.If I hire a coach and he watches me play on, say, TeamViewer and suggests moves for me to make, but never controls my account, is that okay or against the rules?If I use AIM during play to discuss hands while playing heads up (so there's no possibility of collusion as there would be in 6m or full ring), is that okay?Thanks"Their

LOL. I went to do this and then ended up voting a couple of the options up. :)It won't matter in a couple hours, anyway. The poker one will blow by the others.

Cool, thanks.I played HU against him earlier, but when I asked, he didn't respond.

LOL. Because there's no such thing as HU discussion. Here's the response to every HU scenario:"It depends...game flow...it depends...I probably just shove."

I would wish herpes upon you if there wasn't a 1 in 4 chance you have it already.

One of the issues with using this thread for actual strategic content is that there are a bunch of us HU donks in here and we tend to post non-contentual content and push actual poker questions/hands off the page.

Thank you. Thank you. No one pay attention to the sig's message, please.

I would love to make it smaller. If someone can tell me how, I will gladly do it. I'm not very good at the non-poker parts of computering.

That's only on FTP, right?

I apologize in advance for the awful pictures in my sig. :(Does anyone know JC's screen name on PokerStars? Is it PrtyPSux?

I want to kill myself.

You can't seriously want a piece of this!

I think it's very important to note that through my path of HU tourney destruction, I've systematically picked apart three opponents that made 300k in profit in 2008.I also think their winnings from last year should be forfeited to me for this feat.

You have to remember, though, that the videos on any of the sites are teaching a different thing than what (I assume based on his playing style) Tre is. Sure, it's all HU, but the videos tend to teach how to beat EDIT: any player that sits, winner or loser.I hate to speak out of turn about Tre's teaching, but his playing style is very much centered around disciplined table selection which results in less variance. When these guys make videos, for the most part they're opening tables and saying, "I'll show you how to beat whoever sits."I'm not criticizing either, but they are different things.

Do you have AIM?

MasterLJ on Cardrunners.

Yeah, I get it. I'm a suckout donkey.

LOL at my day of poker. Should have just played the last 100 hands or so and saved a lot of time.

Your most impressive game selection is your continuous dodging of me in our HU bout of rage!

Haha. I can't wait for Zach's version.For the record, when Zach got banned from the Imperial Palace, it required a larger security guard escort than when Zach got banned from the Palazzo.

Zach banned for life from the Palazzo. LOL. Getting the story now."He was drinking, but not drunk."I don't know that I believe that.

24!Thankfully, I table select well enough to not pay attention to my HU opponents while it's on.

It pains me to say that I'm glad the Eagles are going to win, but it makes me happy that the freaking Arizona Cardinals are going to go to the Super Bowl.Chargers vs Cardinals ONE TIME!

Can we get an updated bracket so I can see who's next in my indiscriminate path of HU fury?

But not until he wins another freeroll to reload the account Zach just busted.