
magnus72
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Sweep the leg. You got a problem with that?Yeah! Get him a body bag! -
Yup passed out on a different couch last night after taking second in the home game. Was a leather couch in my buddies basement and it was freezing down there but it beats driving home drunk thats for sure.
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ISAPI don't play online at all I usually just play at the local casinos or home games. The only game going at the casino right now is 2-10 spread. They have lots of other games offered but 2-10 spread holdem is all the weekend maniacs want to play. I have ran pretty good in tournaments the past couple of years but I lose it all back at cash games seems like. I stay way to long at sessions and drink to many drinks at the same time. I can go anywhere from being up 400 in one night to being down 2-500 by five that morning. I havent had a winning session in a couple of months because I get greedy/drunk and never leave ahead.
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If they are weak and you bet the river they arent going to call. If they are weak and you check the river there is a chance they bet it. So you can either bet and call their raise losing two bets or bet and they fold losing their bet with a weaker hand. If you check the river and call and they have you beat you lose one bet but if you check and call and they dont have it you gain that bet by them.Im sure it looks stupid to all of you but it makes sense to me.
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With two callers you are probably beat on that river card. I would just check it and call once whoever made the flush represents it just in case they didnt make it.
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Depends on what kind of roomates you got.In college I lived with one guy and two girls and we would "take turns" doing the dishes. Well you can only let them pile up so long before you have to do them and cant wait on them to do it even if it is their turn. We also used to have parties every weekend, most of them with their friends from work and I would have to work early in the morning. When I got home from work on Sundays eveyone else was still sleeping and I would end up cleaning up the mess that mornig or getting pissed and just going home for the day.After college I moved in with my cousin and we both shared the cleaning up duties right down the middle the best that we could. If he is like the second example I would help him clean up, if hes like the first example I would tell him to **** off, you cant let people walk over you like that.
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Do you realize how retarded that sounds to have the World Championship of Full Contact Poker on Pokerstars?? Shouldnt it be called the World Championship of Pokerstars then?
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Me and my sister still argue to this day over whether or not the BB got his eye or whether an iscicle fell and hit him. She hasnt seen it in years and swears up and down it was the iscicle.I also love the part where he throws out the triple dog dare and gets his toungue stuck to the pole.
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I would start Berrian and Johnson.
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I have played in two of these events. They take the top 20% from each qualifying round to the final day. The first event I was in I went from 65000 in chips and chip leader at my table to gone in about 6 hands. Not all bad beats but I went on tilt a bit after I had pocket kings on the button and the small blind pushed in with AJ and immediately after the hand he says I thought you were making a button move I didnt think you were that strong when flopping his Ace. I also lost a lot on a flor of 10 7 7 when the thrid 7 came on the river giving the guy 4 of a kind.They are a little corny on their commentary but its the only thing around where you can buy in for $330 and possibly win $30-40 grand.
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You were the 1001st but whos counting?I am honered to be the 1000th post in this worthless thread. -
7222 got stuck on a couple of them still but a big improvement.
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Last week at the table a drunk guy got rivered for over half of his stack. He says to the kid where are you parked at so I acn get my money back later. I am pretty sure he was just messing around with him but then he kept on adgering him and got escorted out. I found out that any threat made towards another player at that casino gets you kicked out for the night.
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6686 i ran out of time on level 17.
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HAHA I got lucky and completed level seven on my second throw of the ball.Easy, level two was harder for me to figure out then that.
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I think team 4 looks pretty stout.My rankings42561387
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Watch Little Big League, Bowers will explain everything.I can paint a room in 5 hours. You can paint the same room in 10 hours.If the 2 of us work together painting the room, how long will it take? -
My favorite drinks:Playing home games..........................Crown and CokePlaying blackjack...............................Vodka SourPlaying Darts.....................................Busch Light(Gotta try not to break so many bottles on the floor this year)Road tripping.....................................Busch LightAt the bar............crown and coke, unless im broke then anything on tapAround here liquid cocaines are green and I think they are close to what DrawingdeadinDM was talknig about but I dont know for sure. I have never heard of anyone mixing Jagermeister and Goldschalgger before today might have to try that one out tonight at darts.
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You would have taken home about ten grand right now at my local casino if this happened there.
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Anybody see the new Southpark last night? It made me think of this thread instantly. The real conspiracy is the conspiracy theory. The government is in charge of the conspiracy theory websites and people who preach the theory. This in turn makes us think the government is behind everything and makes us fear the government. Man you can learn so much from that show.
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Just made me laugh how you went on that speech about quantity of posts and when I was reading this topic it was like every other post it seemed and there you would pop up. Then when I got done reading it I checked the post count for the topic and you were on top. Made me laugh. It was also funny in another way that you had more posts in a topic within the past week then Jmoney, actually thats not funny that was pretty amazing.funny how? -
Who posted in: An Honest Question About Posters On This ForumPoster Posts Actuary 12 JMoney2681 8 sixhands 7 SBriand 6 kkcountry 6 custom36 6 missIdaho 6 Loismustdie 5 Not ripping on you or anything just thought it was pretty funny that you had the mosts post in this subject. Which I understand that most of them have a reason for being there but its just funny thats all.I feel like a target.Seems clear to most posters on here that the ones obsessed with post count are those with less posts.I get respect because off the content of my posts.Not quanity.I really never understand this obsession with acting as if others fixate on post count.It's an imagined phenomenasome will tease you with that to push buttons.This is a community you work yourself into.If we reject you.that's life.We have that right.You can still stay and post; but trying to force yourself or change us is not going to work, for the most part.I like this place.
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Im getting out of work in ten minutes, then Im goin to get drunk while Brad Radke pitches what could be the last game of his career. Should be a fun night of getting drunk and watching sports or a crappy night depending on the results.I know I suck at posting pics but thats the best I can do right now, Im outta here have a good weekend guys.
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I think I would have changed my vote if these pics would have been on the top by the voting.I like your thinkin, here you go sir...VOTE FOR LIMA!!!!
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This setup looks pretty badass too bad its bigger then my living room.