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  1. That was extremely bizarre, but understandable. If you don't have it in you to do an extreme job (which cage fighting is), doesn't really how much talent or ability you have. Cole Konrad retired undefeated in the Bellator cage because he realized that even at the UFC level, the pay rate was terrible and having trained with guys like Brock Lesnar, etc, he probably realized that he wouldn't be nearly as dominant at that level... his heart wasn't in it so he said **** it and went for a career in commodities. I am guessing that is what he was thinking. Tried MMA, got beaten in his MMA debu
  2. Has anyone else noticed that blondes are always sexually lazy compared to other phenotypes? For a people who posses offspring-genetics that everyone else seems to want, they sure are entitled assholes in bed.
  3. One has to know ones self. I don't tilt over bad beats. If I did, I would modify my game accordingly. Tilt is a huge weakness, the instant I recognize that particular emotional failure in an opponent, it means there are 101 other ways I can occupy space in their head. Fun Fact: The worst I've ever deliberately tilted anyone was none other than Mr. Ellix Powers. (90% chance that statement is entirely true, 5% mostly true, 5% complete fabrication)
  4. Getting caremad over situations where you made the right decision but the cards rewarded a retard is a symptom of someone who has the wrong mindset. I would not leave that table until I either had all their money (because eventually, you will) or they leave first.
  5. We invented wire transfers after realizing that fleeing with heavy satchels full of gold slowed us down too much.
  6. Talk to someone who has had a major judgement levied against them for rear-ending... ... whose lawyer was able to persuade the jury of her peers that you were negligent and the accident was was responsible for her AIDS. You now get to spend the rest of your life running around catching more Smurfs to feed her while your 100K was garnished after the court-ordered asset investigation and has already been spent on 14 karat mall jewelry and a brand new Escalade. I just cannot fathom having all my net worth in a place where a faxed letter can freeze it all. Savings accounts aren't ade
  7. If you have no gun at all, then yeah. Get the gun. Have you tried a lot of different handguns? A Beretta 92 is a full sized duty sidearm. If you're looking for something for CCW, there are better choices unless you're a real Hardcore Harry type who is cool with a full sized belt pistol in a CCW role since you don't leave the house without three extra mags and a backup piece anyway. IMO they are a bit underrated by internet gun forum clerics who hate them because they replaced the 1911 (which itself is the most overrated firearm in the history of gunpowder) but if your intent is to carry,
  8. There is no pistol that is remotely as fun as a boat. There are very few boats that cost as much as any given pistol. You're either considering an overpriced pistol relative to a dirt cheap boat (something-something-finely-fitted-something-something-tactical-something-match-something-something-target-something-something-1911) or you had planned on allocating that sum of money to make payments on a boat, that you now realize is probably a mistake, so **** it, I'll just go buy another gun. Boats are like 100X (not percent. times) more fun than any gun, and that includes machine guns.
  9. Does anyone know of the specific timeline as it relates to Bruce Jenner becoming a transvestite? The reason I ask is that its now revealed that he may be facing manslaughter charges. That accident occurred in February of 2015, he's been under investigation ever since. Two months later, April 2015, he becomes a transvestite. California is known for having the most coddling policy as it relates to transvestite inmates (they basically get their own special prison, separate from the blacks and mexicans), whereas CA state prisons are absolute hellholes. Methinks someone is running a scam h
  10. The Zach and Tori wedding is airing Tuesday on Little People, Big World. It will be a 2 hour special. Whether or not Oliveria can sub Holloway isn't something I'm willing to bet on.
  11. That loser had mommy issues. No chance a woman could ever make me that mad. This is, of course, assuming you really are a woman...
  12. His girlfriend is also leaving him, so there goes another 40 pounds.
  13. While the 5 year federal mandatory minimum for CP has resulted in some marginal injustices (as all mandatory minimums tend to do), per reports, the Jared case involved aggressive conspiracy to manufacture CP with the other guy they arrested. Manufacturing is the most heinous possible offense type there is for CP, so I am surprised they let him plead out to simple possession when early indicators suggest he may have been directly involved in its actual manufacturing, ie, paying an employee to abuse small children, film it and provide him with the movies. Someone like him is so beyond screwe
  14. I agree with all this. People who drive like complete assholes are cancer and deserve what they have coming. The four times I was flipped off: one was pulling out of a store parking lot and not 'going' when the driver behind me felt I should have, one was because some tard in front of me was doing 65 in a 70 (where everyone was doing 80) so I passed him. One was for stopping at yellow about to turn red (causing the brainless retard to have to lock up his brakes to make the stop) and one was because I swerved to avoid hitting a twitching raccoon the guy in front of me just wiped out. Be
  15. I am in the money-allocated-to-make-it-happen market for a 90's Impala SS. This is the video that made me go from 'want one' to 'must own'. A friend suggested a 1990's Roadmaster with the LT1 is a good sleeper (and MUCH cheaper) pick for 140+ stock (once recoded and better tires) but those Impalas are bad ass.
  16. The scariest thing about the fall of the Roman empire are the blatant parallels between it and the current US.
  17. It really has nothing to do with the shoes. It has to do with the sort of people I see doing this are inevitably the kinds of worthless turds who contribute nothing in this life and will be forgotten before their corpse is even cold. I've never seen a man of any distinction whatsoever 'flip someone off' however you do see that coming from bros who drive 4 year old entry level BMW's and file TPS reports for a living... and for whatever reason, they all seem to be enormous pussies. The kinds of men who in better times would have been hunted like deer for sport. This leaves one wondering; are th
  18. I have never flipped off anyone in my life, so help me learn and understand here; just what is going through your mind when you do that? Do you only flip off people who look like they won't run you down and stomp a mudhole in your ass, or are you such a legit hardcore ************ that you flip off anyone and everyone prepared to bang if they're down at the next stoplight? See, the reason I ask is because the four times in my life I've been flipped off in traffic, not a single one of them was willing to 'consummate' that with the part that predictably came next, the part that didn't come c
  19. Can she take a facial without flinching?
  20. I love the millennial/hipster obsession with what is now 'vintage' but in its own era was 'garbage'.
  21. Norm Macdonald to replace Hammond as Col Sanders. http://uproxx.com/tv...el-sanders-kfc/ Don't know if its a bang-on match, but its an improvement. The Hammond "Colonel Sanders as George W Bush" character was not appealing in the slightest. Good to see KFC return to the old aesthetic, away from that 1990's "new and improved" horseshit that sanitized all of our ethnically insensitive marketing icons. The best part about KFC was never their chicken. It was always Colonel Sanders and the fact that a company with a logo of an old white slavemaster had such power over blacks.
  22. Replacing a rotten fuel line/filter and air filter in my chainsaw. Turns out there was a technical modification sometime in the 90's that changed the hose type and tank inlet diameter on my saw model. Of course, I got the wrong hose. Pulled the carb/linkage/trigger, cleaned everything and realized right away the old hose was totally different. Stihl sure does make a fine machine. Built for a lifetime of use, ya know. Farm use. American farm use. American patriot Christian farm use. Thank you for your service.
  23. DC in the late 90's/early 00's was the most annoyingly obvious gentrification play that I was too lazy to act on (and I was a touch too young to be liquid enough to act decisively, but I knew it was coming). I lived in that part of the world for a wee piece. There was/is just so much effing money swirling around the beltway and the generational trend of wanting to live in cities was really ramping up around that time. Georgetown was always gold but there were all sorts of other areas within spitting distance to major DC landmarks that were ghettoized but you were starting to see the first
  24. Compelling evidence that modern Ashkenazi Jews are not descended from middle-eastern nomads as originally theorized but most likely came from Italy. http://news.sciencem...originate-italy It would make sense that Italians created them to troll humanity for rejecting the Roman empire. "So you don't want us running things? OK, fine. Try these..."
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