The Machine

I guess beans got his jeep running properly now.

http://youtu.be/80uJMq_Cd8o

So the only thing that has come out about Incognito against Martin is that there are a bunch of voice mails and text messages that are threatening and malicious, right? Has anyone said he was abusive to Martin in the locker room or at team functions or anything? Maybe Incognito did the friendly ribbing to Martin around teammates, but then went way over the line one on one with him? I don't know; this whole thing is pretty weird. Would the entire team cover up for Incognito knowing Martin is going to come out with the truth?

It's possible your interpretation is correct. About Guapo's post. The part about me being a jerk is definitely correct.

I've always thought of him as a great defender and good in the open court. But his playmaking this year has really surprised me. He was miscast as a number one scoring option with Philly, but with the guys around him on this team, he can create for all of them. I think the Warriors ceiling depends a lot on Bogut's health, but they're definitely my number league pass team right now.

I love Iggy on this Warriors team.

Well, I was going to vote brvheart, but now I'm not sure.

Napa Don - 0 Governator - 6 (The Ocho, CaneBrain, David Sklansky, iBeaver, SuitedAces21, The Machine) InternetExplorer - 1 (GWCGWC) ShakeZuma - 0 SuperJon - 2 (JubilantLankyLad, Dubey) TommyGavin81 - 1 (BigDMcGee) The Ocho - 0 JubilantLankyLad - 0 BigDMcGee - 0 navybuttons - 0 Essay21 - 2 (Ron Mexico, mrfritz) brvheart - 0 Dubey - 4 (brvheart, Napa Don, Tiltinagain, TommyGavin81) AmScray - 1 (Tiltinagain) frautotenkinder - 1 (David Sklansky) The Machine - 1 (brvheart) CaneBrain - 0 Ron Mexico - 1 (GWCGWC) Quacktastic - 1 (Dubey) Theraflu - 1 (mrfritz) GWCG

Family over Beats. I think I could sufficiently ignore them so that it wouldn't be a huge problem. Wait, if my girlfriend is wearing Beats all the time, does that mean we don't ever have to talk? WR over linebacker. I'd rather be good than liked.

I did stipulate that the woman (or man) had to be single.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/11/6/5074908/richie-incognito-support-dolphins-teammates-jonathan-martin "Most curious was quarterback Ryan Tannehill's assertion that Incognito was Martin's best friend on the team. Several others corroborated the assertion, including defensive tackle Randy Starks, who said that Incognito even went to Martin's side when Martin got into a scuffle with rookie pass rusher Dion Jordan at practice, per Andrew Abramson of the Palm Beach Post."

I was making an assumption.

These are the things I don't think about when thinking about hypothetical scenarios. I was imagining someone who is currently your friend becoming rich and famous, not a current celebrity. So he is who he is. You don't get replacement celebrity friends.

I was imagining something like the ability to train any animal as if it was a border collie, but you also get something like a guarantee that your pet alligator won't eat your neighbor's cats. Unless that's what you wanted it to do. Not Disney control, but you won't have to worry about any unwanted trouble your animal might get into.

Go vote in the Survivor poll already.

I wouldn't take you at 500 to 1. And why didn't you vote when you were in here??? Napa and strat need to vote too.

I bet you are. If qwacky was still here, I bet he could draw one up.

You need an avatar. Like a Popsicle in the shape of a goat. Or a goat eating a Popsicle. Or I don't know what your name means.

Good thing we didn't bother over-analyzing this one. Without any effort probably went too far. I should've separated that one into two categories. Looks - Incredible face and body, but it's on you to maintain it. Food - You can eat any food you want and the calories adjust to a set number. Like each morning you enter into your iphone, I will consume 2,000 calories and then you eat and drink whatever you want and it will be 2,000 calories.

I think choosing looks is the best answer.

And LeBatard is on another retweeting binge... Those people always make me so sad.

Let's do a hypothetical. Sex, money, animals, looks, lifestyle. Um, those are the topic choices, not the hypothetical. Wait, let's do it. Which would you rather have? Sex - The ability to convince any single woman to want to have sex with you, but only the first time. After that it's on you. Money - $50k a year tax free for the rest of your life (with cost of living increases). Animals - The ability to domesticate and control any living animal and keep as your pet. Looks - To have a body and face that would make People's Most Beautiful People list and you don't have

The funniest part of that is that they lead the league in sacks allowed. Did you look at what you did as "protecting the quarterback" or did you just think of it as playing football? I hate how they try to portray it as doing something noble. I also find it hilarious that Incognito was the guy on the jumbotron talking about fan conduct. Edit: "Hi I'm Richie Incognito. On the field, players have called me overly aggressive. While off the field and on the croquet lawn, I'm quite civilized." "While at our stadium today, we greatly appreciate you guys being loud and proud f