NickCave

Does it? Can't they just double him off third base? Assuming he can get the ball there? And did the ump change the call when the camera angle changed, maybe because the 1B just fires the ball home instead of the third? Bonus points if you can guess who the hitter is.

The one seeds might literally be the weakest group.

When the catcher gets close to him, he quickly looks down and makes sure his foot is on the plate, which is just... wow.

From a Gwinett Braves (ATL's AAA affiliate) game. Every single thing that happens is hilarious

Next LeBron Next LeBron Next LeBron Everyone remembers Carmello Anthony's year in college. And none of this matters, because it blatantly disregards everything I said about winning, competition, coaching, exposure.

In other news, because of my heavy drinking, combined with a strange and haphazard sleep schedule, I got my days confused, and didn't realize today was Tuesday until about 10 minutes ago. I have to be to work at 7. I am halfway through a liter of cheap vodka. So I'm going to have to ask my ex for a ride to work, then sit in the car with her for 15 minutes, and then work until 3, deal with people, deal cards, handle thousands of dollars, all while drunk, then hungover, then, knowing me, fuck it might as well get drunk again. I am getting fired.

It's one thing if some Spanish goon rubs your head like you're his son after you just lost a close game, but another entirely to lose your shit IMMEDIATELY when, during a walk off celebraish, somebody on your own team gives you a tap.

I couldn't pick the sports fast enough, and in no way am I swimming in pelt. There are some situations, specific sports or teams I guess, where I'd take the slizz, but, honestly, probably not many.

I think, maybe, he's referring to the fact that Ender wanted to play for Team Canada this summer instead of enrolling early. No coach was going to object to that, ever, for any number of reasons, but I bet there have been a few retarded "Will Summer School Affect Wiggins' Decision?!?!" articles written.

What I'm saying is, no, at no point did two of the schools say, "You MUST go to summer school to play here," whereas Kansas was like, "Nah." Didn't happen.

Huh? Are you saying Wiggins chose KU because UK and F$U were going to hold him to some kind of rigorous academic standard? Or... any academic standard? At all? Free Shoes University is legendary for giving precisely zero shits about the academic performance of, well, anyone.

My answer and reasoning remain unchanged.

If you're asking which is preferable, I take the jetpack recruit every time. So much more long term pleasure. We just need to recruit an ESPN headline writer. What would be the best? If he threw a crushing dunk over some French guy or some Slav and the headline under the picture was XENOCIDE?

No, but at the same time, how can it not be?

Exposure, coaching, competition, winning. Probably in something resembling that order, and ignoring things like "cash." Besides, players like Wiggins aren't going to be "one of many" no matter where they go

I hope Ender just crushes next year. I really don't want UK and their 19 5-star recruits winning Calipari another title.

Falco Lombardi had the best sound effect in the original. And the best name of all time. I love to imagine the writers workshopping potential names. "Well, he's a Falcon, so what if we chop the last letter off? Make him EDGY. 'Falco,' the Italian Falcon. Wait, is Falco Italian? That sounds, you know, like a pretty Italian name. Right? Anybody have any last name ideas? Come on, people, pitches, pitches, pitches."

Is it me or is everyone totally overreacting in the Spurs Warriors series? You've got people like Simmons (among many) who think the Warriors are the better team and are going to win the series. Can someone explain why? The Spurs have home court, and are the significantly better team. What am I missing?

This is the best thing I've read since I started ****ing around here. But take that with a grain of salt. I'm pretty drunk. Dibs on the fat fuck frog. Ribbit ribbit.

Who hurt you?

I am sure whatever reasons you think I am who you think I am, who I am not, is attributable to coincidence or chance. I am nobody you or anyone else knows or knows of. I assure you. Winking eye alcohol suggestion? Sure. I haven't cared whether it's five o'clock, here or anywhere, for a number of years.

I read the thread without posting for a time.