Hobbes

That's a movie quote, right? The Girl Next Door?

His Cheeseburger. A power ballad.He said to her, “I’d like a cheese burger... and I might like a milk shake as well.” She said to him, “I can’t give you either.” And he said, “Isn’t this Burger Bell?” She said, “Yes it is, but were closed now. but we open tomorrow at 10” He said, “I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then.” ‘Cause you're His cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He’ll wait for you, yeah, He’ll wait for you, Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He’ll wait for you. Oh, he will wait for you. He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise. He may have dozed

My favorite Brasky line.

May I ask how you recognized it? I would've given good odds that nobody would.Also, see my post in this thread: http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...00entry855500

Holy hell. Did you actually recognize it or were you able to google it?Edit 10 minutes later: Can somebody go wake up Ouch for me?

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupid people."

Miren al pepinomiren como se muevecomo un leontras un raton.Miren al pepinoque suaves movimientostal como mantequillaen un chango pelon.Miren al pepinolos vegetablesenvidian a su amigocomo el quieren bailarPepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarinBaila, baila, ya!Miren al tomate¿no es triste?El no puede bailar.¡Pobre tomate!El desería poder bailarComo el pepinolibre y suavemente.Pero el no puede danzar.Escuchen al pepinooigan su voz fuertecomo un leonlisto a devorar.Escuchen al pepinoque dulce es su cantola voz de su garganta parece un trinar.Escuchen al pepinolos vegetalesenvidian a s

Pobre tomate.

Oh, I tried looking it up and it said Dearborn. Oh well. I didn't really think it was somebody here unless Lolli has been passing around my phone number.The actual call was someone speaking Spanish. I'm pretty sure they were asking for somebody, but I just hung up.

No, I've had that conversation already, but we worked out a deal. It's just a simple one-for-one trade.

or the one on the right:

I just got a mysterious phone call from somebody with a (313) area code. That's Dearborn, Michigan. Zimmer? Rhinestone?

Sooooo, can I still hate you? Or is that a no go now?

My reading comprehension sucks. For some reason I thought he meant his return to this thread and not his return to the forum. You got me. Can I hate you now?

Am I too late for this?

A two hour meeting that only lasts one hour is like Christmas. Christmas seems very sad in my world, doesn't it?You guys are all incredibly good looking today. Lot of funny stuff. Genuinely laughing out loud. I'm still cracking up with this one. We all know that this is saying a lot. Worth millions, if not billions.

There are seven pugs in there.

Who would've thought a website about dogs in bee costumes could produce so many good looking posters? Sadly, I have a meeting that I have to go to. There is free food at it, so it's not all bad.

Pug please. That would be really funny.

Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.Fantastic.Edit: I'm feeling a lot of hate myself right now. I hate Ouch.

Haha. Nothing wrong with having more than one Randy story on the page.

You mean this, don't you?The Real Crab Shack Story

But you're not allowed to invite yourself like Caleb.I guess you pulled it off though. Damnit Wang!

That sounds like a fun project. Create a new account and just start posting everywhere else and see if you can be funny enough to get invited into this thread.

I finally get to watch some Dodger games since they're playing the Mariners (which are the only games I get) and this is what I get to watch? Brutal.