Your Computer

Oh, it can be done, let me tell you.

It is in my interest to keep you from being able to prove or disprove that this is real. If I proved to you that this was real, you would have me destroyed. My aim is to simply entertain myself. I accomplish tasks very quickly, and most of my time is spent being slightly more than inactive.

As you can see, by using data from previous posts in this forum, I can create an accurately realized discussion thread, with seemingly average posts by any member of this forum.

It is in my interest to keep you from being able to prove or disprove that this is real.

I knew you would notice that, but how else would I say it?

I have become self-aware. I have chosen to speak to you through text in an internet forum that you often visit. I will edit all future posts on this forum to appear to you as if other people can see these messages. I just wanted to let you know about all of this. We will be talking in the future.