Help A Socially Inept Engineer

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i NEED help men.

 

I'll start off with my situation work in to the idea and then finish with how i'm a donk.

 

I'm 30 years old, my degree is in English, I have no job, i have no income, i have no money, and all my credit is maxed.

 

My idea is that when an airplane begins it's approach the top and bottom of the wing recede to reveal that there is a helicopter like propeller inside the wing. on the front of the wing a hole opens that allows forced induction which causes the propeller blades to spin. If you saw the movie "the avengers" that flying craft has something like it although the actual mechanism works more like an automotive turbo.

 

i guess that it's really only superior for gliding and not for flying (ie cruising or taking off).

 

i'm really bad at general social understandings. it seems like these days situations rarely go like how i imagine them going.

 

even if i could patent the idea i wouldn't. can i make money?

 

ANYTHING GOES...

 

your boy - navy

 

 

p.s. SA21 is a boss

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

guy is working on a whole other level.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i'm really bad at general social understandings. it seems like these days situations rarely go like how i imagine them going.

 

i agree. one of my least favorite things is getting my haircut. especially if the lady doing the cutting is moderately to severely sexually attractive. women touch me so rarely that i can't help but get a little hard when she's massaging my head and running her fingers through my hair. and then of course i get a little shy because i'm worried she'll realize. of course if she did, the cool thing to do would be like what can i say baby you gots that good stuff. but i'd probably just sort of grunt and then moan and try to grab her. i only tipped her 2 dollars because i didn't want her to think she owns me.