merzie 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 has anybody heard of or seen someone "scan" another players hand on any of the internet casinos? i have seen some talk of a computer program that will "scan" the other players hole cards and show them to the cheat. anybody else heard of this? Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Sure, happens all the time. They can hear what you're thinking too because you're sitting near an internet connection and it picks up your brainwaves.Naturally, I and everyone else wear tin foil helmets to prevent this. Also, if you ever want to have children, be sure you wrap your testicles in wax paper. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 yes you can buy scanners that let you see everyone elses hands on the tables and control the flop cards to manipulate the betting. thats how i won the negreanu open the last 2 weeks in a row. i personally use the software available on www.cheatonpoker.com Link to post Share on other sites
Jamestl 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Yeah, and i always keep my testicles wrap. It's important not to let your sperm be exposed to those harmful internet waves. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Xgttxx or whatever you're a good player but if you saw the other players cards you wouldn't have gone all in against a bigger stack with your 99 when he had bullets 8) Link to post Share on other sites
wrto4556 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 That was to prevent it from being obvious he was cheating.DUH!! Earth to Keith! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Xgttxx or whatever you're a good player but if you saw the other players cards you wouldn't have gone all in against a bigger stack with your 99 when he had bullets 8)did you not read what i said? i can control the flop, turn, and river with my scanner. i just wanted to get the guy out of there and thought that would be a funny way to do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Waffles2003 1 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Come on guys, this guy is asking a decent question and needs a decent answer. Making fun of new members posts is not the way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
TheSandMan 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Sure, happens all the time. They can hear what you're thinking too because you're sitting near an internet connection and it picks up your brainwaves.Naturally, I and everyone else wear tin foil helmets to prevent this. Also, if you ever want to have children, be sure you wrap your testicles in wax paper.Best. Post. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Sure, happens all the time. They can hear what you're thinking too because you're sitting near an internet connection and it picks up your brainwaves.Naturally, I and everyone else wear tin foil helmets to prevent this. Also, if you ever want to have children, be sure you wrap your testicles in wax paper.Best. Post. Ever.I beg to differ... Read this one...http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...opic.php?t=1520 Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Come on guys, this guy is asking a decent question and needs a decent answer.No he isn't.He's asking a dumb question for one of two reasons. Either:1. He wants someone to show how him to get the secret scanning software we all use to win online, or:2. He's realized that we all use secret scanning software to win online. Making fun of new members posts is not the way to go.We HAVE to ridicule him!! We can't lend any credibility to people who ask questions about the secret scanning software. Just like they do to people who ask about UFOs and vampire hookers who mutilate cattle in the midwest, we have to make it look like he's crazy!!Man, that guy's crazy...see...see??Who's with me? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 We HAVE to ridicule him!! We can't lend any credibility to people who ask questions about the secret scanning software. Just like they do to people who ask about UFOs and vampire hookers who mutilate cattle in the midwest, we have to make it look like he's crazy!!Man, that guy's crazy...see...see??Who's with me?This guy is crazy!!!! ~~~~~^ Link to post Share on other sites
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